There’s a huge difference between taking it seriously as a work of art and whatever this review is.

FAIL! I could follow your writing.

I think it’s one of those sentences that you type the first few words and then let the autocomplete guess what word you were going to use next and just keep repeating that to see where it goes.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

That hack Shakespeare never had the vision to make JarJar Binks a galactic senator.

I dare say that the exclusion of the phenomenal linguisticitican Jar-Jar Binks borders on the absurdity perpetrated on the public by the cancellation of the great epic Alien Nation from which the national psyche has yet to recover.  

Won’t someone please think of the critics? And the children, but the critics more.

I wrote something similar in high school when I read the book jacket but not the book but turned in a book report anyway.

It’s entirely possible that he believes himself above the law, like some deranged Judge Dredd shouting “I am the law” when they prosecute him. He seems to think that he can either buy or talk his way out of anything

Look at how crooked they are!

Well, war isn’t the only bad thing that could happen from strained US-China relations. I was actually thinking more in terms of economic stability.

Why would you even

You know what they say:

Still thinking they’re right.

What don’t you understand about the word NEVER?!!?!?! ;)