Do not feed.

Place the entire Jersey Shore group in an "Event Horizon" -esque type of space-reality show. You know, for science.

No worries, internet friend. I am new to the commenting on Gizmodo thing, so I am unsure as to how my sense of humor will translate into written form. I am glad you enjoyed my less-than-stellar commentary.

The world can be quite the dangerous place.

It was implied. But alas, it was a failed attempt at internet humor.

Some people will disagree.

As a Floridian, this is just what I have been looking for — an iPhone case with a storm shutter. It also protects my screen from potential high-impact ball attacks. Now only if they made mouth guards.

Still no integrated quick reply, though. :(