Or space prison!

It’s almost impressive that you manage to be so condescending while also being so deeply and fundamentally sad.

So you’re just slobbering over him for fun then? That’s not sad at all.

Capitalism doing exactly what it’s designed to do: Handsomely rewarding the worst and most vicious and rapacious figures in the system.

Another sycophantic cult member. You all know he’s not going to share his money with you no matter how much you lick his boots anonymously in comment sections, right?

It’s a cult.

Tesla is a meme stock just like Twitter and Neuralink.

Elon unleashed his army of sycophants and trolls early today I see.

Don’t buy these deathtraps under any circumstances. They’re unstable, dangerous, and buying one simply funds a fascist oligarch.

We live in hell. There truly is a sucker born every minute. We’re surrounded by idiots.

Well played, you deserve your stars.

I’ve always had a personal fondness for Austin-Healeys but no one else ever talks about them, and then I got interested in the sort-of relative “Enigma” by Mazda (although I’m not British and don’t have one). Does no one else know or do they just not interest anyone else?

That’s exactly what the self-appointed ultimate arbiter of “free speech” thinks it means: The freedom to post hate and nonsense as long as none of it is critical of him, the broken toys he sells, or his personal obsessions and grudges in any way.

Also a mental health exam since that’s bound to be questionable at best if a person is trying to buy one of these hunks of junk.

“Still love the car though!” -Muskian cult members no matter how he scams them

It’s Florida: Don’t travel there, don’t move there, don’t buy anything from there. Boycott that dysfunctional fascist hellscape.

Maybe because Tesla is a bad and dangerous company that makes terrible cars.

When it says the police “usually” ask for permission, these are cops we’re talking about, so what it really means is they never ask and just do what they want.

As if anyone needed one more reason to never buy a Tesla. The fact that cops are willing and eager to abuse their power is completely unsurprising.

Americans are already paying for SpaceX, the whole thing is subsidized by government contracts taxpayers pay for. The only difference in nationalizing it is that you’d lower the cost by running it publicly since the American people wouldn’t be paying to make sure SpaceX makes a profit on top of its work.