Maybe he can live in that janky-ass Cybertruck “tent” thing Tesla keeps hyping on this piece of junk. This guy had a long time to learn about what Tesla and particularly the CT were and still went for it, so no sympathy now that the leopards are eating his face.

The UK is a pretty laughable country at this point, but even they have the decency not to indulge these narcissistic lunatics (unlike the US, which grants them endless license).

Clickbait headline is clickbait.

I’m counting at least two grammatical errors/misspellings in that last two-sentence graf. Come on Jalopnik, I know herbs are gonna herb and this may be AI, but either hire copy editors or give it up.

In other words, yes they are. Cops always lie.

Jesus Christ. I saw a couple of these (non-gold version) in the last few days in the DC area for the first time and I was shocked to actually see them in the flesh (ugly rough metal) and that they had temporary plates on them meaning there was no excuse, they got purchased long after the rest of us recognized that…

Some shareholders are smart enough to see that the bottom is about to drop out due to his madness (some part of him may recognize it too which is why he’s trying to get his payday before it does, even if another part of him refuses to acknowledge that he and his stupid companies are anything less than immortal and…

This is absolutely perfect.

Shouldn’t they have already dried up considering that he’s a known chronic drug user? How does he keep getting a pass for that? (I know, different rules for the rich and the government put itself in a position where it’s stupidly dependent on SpaceX, but this is just insane).

He’s also failing all of them by being stark raving insane, but that’s a different matter.

A servile one.

These companies are run as if an unstable drug addict was in charge of them (maybe because they are).

Just wait until he starts interfering more with SpaceX and tapping that cash cow to try to help ailing Tesla. And as taxpayers, we’ll all be paying for it.

Which is the entire point of his efforts to move the whole company to Texas where there are no laws.

The Cybertruck is innovative in one way and one way only: The number of ways Tesla can newly discover to kill its own customers.

We got a Hyundai EV for exactly this reason.

1st gear: This situation is the one time when his PR tactic of having any query addressed to one of his companies being an auto-reply of a shit emoji would actually be appropriate.

Exactly this: The Cybertruck is a piece of shit compared to any and all actual trucks. Thanks for a little credit, I’ll be over here at the bottom of the pile-on.

I think we all know that tires can’t make that much of a difference. In this case we’re comparing an actual truck to a cobbled-together pile of loose metal held together with Elmer’s glue.

While driving over the weekend I found myself in front of a Cybertruck for the first time and on a windy two lane road where I couldn’t move aside or easily speed up, but I’ll be honest, it’s the most scared I’ve ever been driving because I didn’t know what the driver (or the car itself independent of the driver) was…