Excellent list. The only thing I might also add is any 450 Super Duty or Ram 1500 that is rolling coal.

I mean, it’s either the Benz 770 for being the Nazimobile or the Dragula, right?

Yikes, was this really a thing?

What’s especially weird is Seinfeld jumping on the “everything is too woke now and no one likes dudes being dudes” train considering none of that was ever inherent in his comedy. That stuff was for Ricky Gervais or Tim Allen or maybe Bill Maher and apparently Dave Chappelle, but Seinfeld’s comedy was always about as…

When you’re used to being listened to and given adulation and money, it’s really hard to come to grips with the recognition that your prime is over and that you may be out of touch and the world will eventually move on without you. Mature people are able to work through it. But most white male boomers find it…

It will be such a relief when our species’ cursed time finally expires. We have earned our inevitable fate. I can’t wait!

It’s literally impossible for people like this, they insist on shoving their insane views down everyone’s throats 24/7/365.

Begging for forgiveness for forgetting Dean Cain and Tim Allen as well.

“I don’t have Stockholm Syndrome, master Elon told me I don’t!” -CT owners, probably

These things are death traps in literally every conceivable way. They slice, they crush, they careen out of control, they leak, and I’m sure total combustion and explosion is just on the horizon

Sounds like the Daily Wire has found the star of their next embarrassing excuse for a movie... the star power that Dreyfuss, Gina Carano, Jon Voight, and Adam Carolla will bring is incredible!

This just in: Old white man spouts right wing talking points. Up next: Water found to be wet.

Most are toadies and cult members. He’ll get his giant payday and continue to run the company in the ground once he’s got his, jack - everyone else will be left holding the bag.

It boggles the mind why anyone would buy one of these absolute pieces of junk that have zero upsides over, say, a Mach-E or Ioniq.

I know you’re being sarcastic, but except for the part about three halves, this sounds pretty accurate.

Yup, anyone who paid a premium for one of his sketchy unreliable dysfunctional cars is not too bright. But I know, you condescending cult members just can’t be helped.

If it’s anything like the actual Cybertruck, you’re not allowed to wash it.

Those things also have lead in them, so you might want to take them away from your girls. (I’m sure the Tesla mug also sheds lead like you wouldn’t believe).

This whole company is a scam. Elon has simply turned into Trump hocking crappy branded merchandise, so I guess we need to stay tuned for Tesla Steaks, Tesla Vodka, and Tesla University. God help us all.

The problem with stealing a Tesla is that then you have a Tesla: You’re literally stealing a burden that will try to kill you at every turn and that everyone with a brain would mock you for having.