You’re not wrong - what Baron did to Mist is brutal as this trend started - but crimes against humanity definitely hit different in 4K CGI.

And do lines with Ifrit while hiring a hooker with Cactuar.

It’s so embarrassing that we’ve gone from Rydia, Terra, and Aerith to this.

I miss Moogles and Espers.

Me in 1994: I love the part in Final Fantasy when the cute little cat creatures dance to perform magic spells.

Updates like this were, until a few hours ago apparently, known as “a patch.” This is not even DLC. This is a patch. This is where we are with the gaming industry now. They’re PATCHING a five year old game and calling it a remake.

Shoes!

If they end up making iconic settings like Nibelheim, Temple of the Ancients, and Great Glacier feel like rushed-through afterthoughts, it’s going to be a real mess.

If they call the third part “Requiem,” they’ll just be stumbling into one of the laziest naming tropes in all of media.

Area man who opposed Covid vaccines dies of Covid, film at 11.

Quibi knockoff.

None of these games other than Horizon really grab me, but this is when it’s nice to be one of the vanishingly few people who skipped the PS4 generation but got lucky enough to get a PS5 so I have a full year of RDR2 ahead of me.

The continuing march of Batman movies getting unceasingly darker and more “gritty” is eventually just going to end in two hours of a black screen accompanied by a ton of screaming and a droning barely audible low tone that substitutes for Batman’s growl.

Boy, I sure do feel owned.

They’re just trying to keep it under wraps that it’s a long-delayed sequel to the Zelda CD-i games.

It’s not unusual, just look at the nightmare things said about and threats made against Christine Blasey Ford.

No, no I won’t.

The only way one would know this is satire is that it suggests that America would elect a female president.

I literally do not have the emotional strength for satire that is simply an accurate reflection of the hellscape in which we live.

Royale with cheese du frottage.