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I don’t know if it was just me, but I found the Time Keepers virtually impossible to understand without captions on.”

With Ray Liotta in there, please tell me they’re not attempting some kind of hackneyed Goodfellas crossover.

Everyone forgets about his stellar performance in “Satan’s Alley” (winner of the Beijing Film Festival’s coveted Crying Monkey Award).

Your comment read as if you were being sarcastic, I may have misinterpreted.

Voting is the purest expression of who you are and what you value. It ain’t all about what restaurants you have.

Not all Southerners are like that, but judging by their votes and reported behavior, the majority of them are.

This sounds like precisely the event the Gathering of the Juggalos was waiting for to make them look dignified by comparison.

My only unfulfilled wish is that he’d had Letterman on so they could burn an effigy of Leno.

The NYTimes loves laundering gauzy profiles of Republicans and advocating bad faith right wing arguments.

Also, that Adam Warlock tease at the end of Guardians 2? Gotta follow that up.

Okay, now do all the Republicans who love the death penalty. I’ll wait.

Iron Man 2 > Iron Man 3. There, I said it.

Mickey Rourke pronouncing “boird” should be a ringtone.

I can’t go on without knowing about the madcap exploits of young Taserface.

It’s still kind of amazing how many people are willing to immolate their reputations just to please some boomers on Facebook whose brains have long since liquified and drained out onto their camouflage Crocs.

There’s a big difference between her and Rebecca Black though: Black was a pre-teen kid not hurting anyone while “Cash me ousside” was a destructive malicious malcontent.

Well, let’s see, “Noonecaresdude2”... four repetitive comments posted within five minutes, no posts, no followers, not following anyone... yup, 5 out of 5 doctors agree that you’re a troll with a sad empty life. Good luck out there.

Methinks the trolls and bots are out.

John Cusack is great, but how is he the “millennial Poe?” The guy is 54!

Dammit just take your star already.