See, it’s funny because the guy running the country is an active traitor working on behalf of our enemies but there will be no consequences because the rule of law is dead.

A loss for all of us on all counts (despite the flaws in each of those middle children).

With the retro renaissance in full swing and the restoration and modernization of classic Zelda, it’s long past time for a sequel to/reboot of the underappreciated Zelda II: Adventure of Link. Who says no to that?

I deeply hate saying it, but Chait is right: Voters have proven that they won’t accept a female president, at least not in sufficient numbers to get past the rigged undemocratic institutions that pick our president. The dumbass voters in swing states that decide our elections are simply too sexist to allow a female…

There are plenty of good reasons for ending a friendship. If someone’s politics show them to be a delusional ignorant hateful sociopath who delights in cruelty and racism, end that fucking friendship without a shred of guilt.

Congratulations Pizza Hut, you invented the calzone.

When the Managing Editor calls a candidate “Dad?” You bet your ass it’s a snarkfest.

Great job building a republic where things like subpoenas can be overcome by someone saying “Oh yeah? Make me.” I mean, who could have possibly guessed that a close ally of the current regime would evade and resist Congressional oversight?

Fuck North Carolina. If no one is even interested in democracy in that cursed state, let it wither and die.

Shocked HamNo was allowed to publish this before Splinter’s Bernie-or-bust editors could squash it.

The whole point was to pick the most sleazy abusive corrupt jagoff possible, just so they could ram him through and then point to him and say “Look what we can do.” He was a symbol and a message as much as anything else.

It’s strange that Bernie hasn’t joined the calls for frat boy’s impeachment, but less strange that Splinter hasn’t bothered to point that out.

They’re terrible, but Doug Lamborn and Patrick Neville beat them by Colorado country miles.

Meanwhile, House Democrats are still dicking around more than ten months after being elected to do exactly this.

Along with the rest of that garbage franchise.

Colorado is cursed with Rep. Doug Lamborn, who has bragged about his rating as the most extreme right-winger in Congress, with all the racism, authoritarianism, cruelty, and ignorance that entails.

You heard me, stolen. Foreign interference, voter suppression, and propped up by the electoral college that installed the candidate who got fewer votes. Stolen. Illegitimate.

Sigh. 2016 was the most important election of the last century, and it was stolen with no repercussions. Many people will claim that 2020 is more important, but we already gave away the courts for 40 years, and by the time the effects of that are clear, there will be absolutely no way to get them back.

Judging from social media, his braindead cult of followers are the same dumbasses who can’t distinguish “your” and “you’re” or “there/their/they’re,” so I’m sure this kind of thing makes them love him all the more.

No salvation will come to America, and no salvation is deserved. We did it to ourselves.