Congratulations Pizza Hut, you invented the calzone.

When the Managing Editor calls a candidate “Dad?” You bet your ass it’s a snarkfest.

Great job building a republic where things like subpoenas can be overcome by someone saying “Oh yeah? Make me.” I mean, who could have possibly guessed that a close ally of the current regime would evade and resist Congressional oversight?

Fuck North Carolina. If no one is even interested in democracy in that cursed state, let it wither and die.

Shocked HamNo was allowed to publish this before Splinter’s Bernie-or-bust editors could squash it.

The whole point was to pick the most sleazy abusive corrupt jagoff possible, just so they could ram him through and then point to him and say “Look what we can do.” He was a symbol and a message as much as anything else.

It’s strange that Bernie hasn’t joined the calls for frat boy’s impeachment, but less strange that Splinter hasn’t bothered to point that out.

They’re terrible, but Doug Lamborn and Patrick Neville beat them by Colorado country miles.

Meanwhile, House Democrats are still dicking around more than ten months after being elected to do exactly this.

Along with the rest of that garbage franchise.

Colorado is cursed with Rep. Doug Lamborn, who has bragged about his rating as the most extreme right-winger in Congress, with all the racism, authoritarianism, cruelty, and ignorance that entails.

You heard me, stolen. Foreign interference, voter suppression, and propped up by the electoral college that installed the candidate who got fewer votes. Stolen. Illegitimate.

Sigh. 2016 was the most important election of the last century, and it was stolen with no repercussions. Many people will claim that 2020 is more important, but we already gave away the courts for 40 years, and by the time the effects of that are clear, there will be absolutely no way to get them back.

Judging from social media, his braindead cult of followers are the same dumbasses who can’t distinguish “your” and “you’re” or “there/their/they’re,” so I’m sure this kind of thing makes them love him all the more.

No salvation will come to America, and no salvation is deserved. We did it to ourselves.

“Pretty Good Republic For White Men.”

2016 was the most important election of the last century, and it was stolen with no repercussions. Many people will claim that 2020 is more important, but they are lying. We already gave away the courts for 40 years, and by the time the effects of that are clear, there will be absolutely no way to get them back.

Stop buying this fucking newspaper.

Meanwhile, Bush and Cheney continue to walk free. We live in hell.

The only practical effect of this article is to know that Weiss’ girlfriend also writes for the Times and based on her poor judgment shouldn’t be taken seriously.