As always, the cruelty is the point.

Don’t bother. These are people who adopt “I know you are but what am I?” as a witty and substantive political retort.

They don’t know, their brains have been melted by their own addiction to the innuendo.

Aww, look, Eric is trying! Now time to go make boom-boom in your diaper, Eric!

Yup. This is an incitement to violence, they know it is, and they’re proud of it.

And with less dignity, manners, and self-restraint?

Hopefully not, hopefully any loved ones they had cut their miserable hateful delusional asses loose long ago.

It’s not a cult though, just a normal thing where people spend their lives slavishly following one leadership figure around doing whatever he commands which is not incredibly weird and strange.

Nah, they’re collecting disability checks which they cash at the Piggly Wiggly while bitching about “welfare queens” and “government dependency.”

Yes, I’m sure Splinter would have also given Biden the most charitable possible interpretation of that sentence.

These piglets are the problem. This hooting, oinking, bitter, angry, racist cult of worthless braindead garbage.

I wonder how Splinter writers would react if Joe Biden called a baby “that” and how many ways they’d find to accuse him of being heartless and senile.

Nothing matters, all our numbers will come up quickly in the violent hellscape of the American autocracy.

Amen, caucuses are fundamentally undemocratic and idiotic. Hold a normal primary or nothing at all.

You sound like every Trumpist deplorable screaming about the FAKE NEWS.

If? You must be new here.

To paraphrase Hamilton Nolan but on Splinter’s journalistic ethics, “neat trick.”

That the political system is rigged and fundamentally undemocratic, and that is the problem far more than one individual candidate.

I’m talking about 2016, dumbass, which is the subject of this entire thread and the original post.