hellosparky
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hellosparky

Make Nazis ashamed again.

From the paper that gave us the Iraq war, President Trump (by virtue of obsessing over Hillary’s emails on the front page), and a solidified autocracy in the form of bungling reporting over the Mueller Report, this is no surprise.

We did have a coup, but it was Russian led and executed.

It’s pretty clear Splinter was passionately waiting for Biden to announce so they could uncork the most knee-jerk oppositional takes they were holding in and we are going to spend the next year witnessing it in resigned pain.

Just a casual reminder that the Splinter comments section is not the Democratic electorate. Thank you, have a nice day.

This is the fourth MAGA hat with the ambitions of mass murder in a week on top of the mail bomber last year and the terrorist who was preparing for an attack. It’s time to be clear that they should all be treated as armed and potentially dangerous.

They did no such thing... if they had, you would have shown where and when. Saying they did doesn’t make it true.

James Comey?

Also waffling on impeachment? Bernie Sanders, an actual candidate for 2020. Where’s the equivalent hit, Splinter?

Trump will absolutely win because the things that put him in office (the undemocratic electoral college, voter suppression, Russia, and an incompetent media) remain unchecked and unchanged.

That’s exactly what he wants: Chaos feeds him and his supporters, and he controls the courts.

One step closer to murdering immigrant children on sight and putting their heads on spikes outside the White House gates.

Of course they are. When concentration camps on the border are not evil enough.

In light of Bernie’s refusal to support impeachment, will Splinter call him out on his bullshit? (I already know the answer is no.)

It would be nice to be able to call this out, but we put our nuclear arsenal in the hands of a game show host, so...

The Gravel gang is literally a trolling prank (and their candidate is 88). The fact that some people apparently can’t tell that is not a great sign.

Exactly. They have no inherent values other than money, power, and attention. Grifters gonna grift.

Funny how no one had these critiques when he was nominated as Vice President. Or during his eight years as Vice President. Or when people wanted him to run against Hillary in 2016. It’s all just a reflection of the fact that people who are too online want someone to hate who is a potential threat to Bernie.

All dated 2016 or earlier, before Splinter turned him into their bete noire because if they don’t have an enemy within the party, they’ll create one. They turned on him (and Beto) quicker than our heads could spin because both were/are perceived threats to Lord Bernie.

Not every topic, but the topic of Bernie? Yeah, it’s universal. Find me a pro-Biden article on Splinter, I’ll wait.