It’s likely that they’ll decide to do exactly that along with the (second consecutive!) promise of a GREAT AMAZING health care plan after 2020.

We’re going to need to start keeping a list of the things that we know don’t exist but are loudly promised to be coming after the election:

Slaves. What they want are slaves. Unpaid servants who can’t vote and can be treated as brutally and violently as their masters want who will work themselves to death to benefit businesses owned and run by white people. That’s what they want, and there’s no point in putting it any more kindly than that.

Related: Stop screwing around and get the damn tax returns.

Because the Republican base has always been so careful and restrained with careful attention to facts in their accusations?

All excellent points. Like you said, just frustrating.

This is exactly how authoritarians undermine elections and justify rigging the vote in their favor (more than it already is in our case).

You’d think with it being highly anticipated, they might actually, I dunno, prepare accordingly or something. But I guess it’s just more fun to mock fans for seeking basic services like the ability to buy tickets that are advertised.

Most of them voted for Trump and deny that climate change exists, so screw them, let them suffer.

I was being a little loose with my language because, well, it’s the Internet and nothing means anything.

And somehow his senile brain farts will dominate this story over the fact that he literally called for ending due process and judicial oversight.

If anyone’s grandpa acted like this, we’d take his car keys. This guy has thousands of nuclear weapons.

It’s not, it’s the theater chains.

In this day and age, if one wants to avoid having a movie spoiled for them by the Internet or people in general, it’s best to get tickets right away (and it’s not an unreasonable request for a customer to be able to purchase goods as advertised).

I meant the royal “they,” specifically the ticket companies.

AMC might want to get the hang of mastering a website that can actually sell tickets for an eagerly anticipated movie first.

Not like it matters since movie ticket websites are so crashed that no one can see the movie. It’s unfathomable how badly the roll out for this has gone. You’d think they’d know not to create hype if they don’t have the infrastructure to actually make tickets available.

Authoritarian regimes often crack down on the right to protest. This is just the beginning.

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