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Unlike Black Twitter.

To be fair, I think most people who hate vegans feel that way because of run-of-the-mill normative bias, which causes them to over-register the presence of anybody who is different, then overestimate their prevalence in the general population while perceiving any mention of deviance from the norm as judgment. It’s

I’ve fucked @freeleethebananagirl thousands of times and we never had to worry about nothing cos of them vasectomy gains brah.

No matter how much that dude starves himself, he will always have that butterface.

Im more concerned with those nut hugging white jeans for the love of god why are they so tight?

Where have you guys been?? There was only one new post for me to read this morning when I got to work and it was about yucky DJT Jr.

Trump slaps his sons? What are you going to say next? That he spanks Ivanka?

On behalf of all the fucking wildlife he’s shot for entertainment/to manage his fucking Daddy issues, I’ll confirm his bladder problem. He used to pee in my friend’s bed all the time. I helped wash the sheets. He’s a very dehydrated person and would destroy the White House’s plumbing and this concerns me.

Is this the elephant tail cutter offer? Because if it is I’ll slap him too with a baseball bat.

So The Trump slapped his son {a son who is a sloppy drunk}and told him to put on a suit ?

Donald Jr. may indeed be an asshole, but retelling a story about him getting physically abused by his father is a strange way to illustrate it.

This is what I pictured when I read that, but i could be wrong

Are we not supposed to assault Yankees fans? That’s not a world I want to live in.

It depends:

Throwing a beer mug at Trump Jr. and making solid contact with his head...Jesus that must’ve felt good.

Meh. Sounds like a typical Wharton student.

Man, I could really go for some spaghetti right now.

At this point Donald Trump Sr. could say that he thinks Obama has actually been a fine president and 538 would find the polls tightening to the point that it’s probably a toss up. And it would probably be right

“ you find my boobs attractive you gross shitlord misogynists”.

“misogynist behaviour”