No--her representatives (lawyers or otherwise) are supposed to be helping her execute her wishes as an autonomous human being--not taking away her phones and isolating her from the outside world.

I want to hear him tell his wife to “lighten up” after she reacts to him revealing that his stupid ass isn’t getting a paycheck for the first half of the next year. Fuck this guy.

He should get an extra month for saying Wentz is “Pre-snap Peyton and post-snap Rodgers”

“I like this Baldinger guy, but I don’t do it for the money. I do it for the pleasure.”

Sounds like Brian Baldinger asked Zeke to the prom and Zeke told him he was already going with someone else.

In addition to calling for a bounty, he advocated amphetamine usage by defensive backs, a/k/a quicker picker uppers

Watch an Adult Attempt To Write A Basketball Article For the First Time

Please don’t get banned.

and not staying in front of who hes guarding

I had an eight-pint win last night. Then I got yelled at by strangers about my parking skills.

In the last twelve months, I have had the following:
*nerve test + neurologist evaluation for MS, strokes, etc
*breathing test
*rheumatologist appointment
*several GP appointments for pain, nerve issues, whooping cough, allergies, and medication reaction
*~6 blood tests, including inflammation and antibody tests
*Xrays on…

Trump: “I will repeal Obamacare and replace it with a new system of golf resorts, the best courses, the classiest holes—all of them. The world has never seen courses like the ones I’m gonna build.”

I don’t want Canadian anything. I learned that the hard way after ordering Canadian bacon.

The last Grand Slam to silence so many in Cleveland was a case of botulism at Denny’s.

Hey look, they just “gifted” them a grand slam, too.

Hmm...do I want to know what a “Jesus shot” is? (Refrains from Googling.)

And they say that sexism has nothing to do with this election....

There were 10 whole words in that tweet! You could hardly expect him to read ALL of them.

A lot of people are coming forward to call Hillary a cunt. I guess it’s satisfying to men to demean a woman who’s this close to becoming the next President of the United States. I doubt any of the previous 43 presidents have ever had to worry about getting called a cunt.