No--her representatives (lawyers or otherwise) are supposed to be helping her execute her wishes as an autonomous human being--not taking away her phones and isolating her from the outside world.

I want to hear him tell his wife to “lighten up” after she reacts to him revealing that his stupid ass isn’t getting a paycheck for the first half of the next year. Fuck this guy.

He should get an extra month for saying Wentz is “Pre-snap Peyton and post-snap Rodgers”

“I like this Baldinger guy, but I don’t do it for the money. I do it for the pleasure.”

Sounds like Brian Baldinger asked Zeke to the prom and Zeke told him he was already going with someone else.

In addition to calling for a bounty, he advocated amphetamine usage by defensive backs, a/k/a quicker picker uppers

Watch an Adult Attempt To Write A Basketball Article For the First Time

Please don’t get banned.

and not staying in front of who hes guarding

I had an eight-pint win last night. Then I got yelled at by strangers about my parking skills.

Just like diet pills and religion, energy drinks are a lie created to take your money.

In the last twelve months, I have had the following:
*nerve test + neurologist evaluation for MS, strokes, etc
*breathing test
*rheumatologist appointment
*several GP appointments for pain, nerve issues, whooping cough, allergies, and medication reaction
*~6 blood tests, including inflammation and antibody tests
*Xrays on…

Trump: “I will repeal Obamacare and replace it with a new system of golf resorts, the best courses, the classiest holes—all of them. The world has never seen courses like the ones I’m gonna build.”

I don’t want Canadian anything. I learned that the hard way after ordering Canadian bacon.

My step-brother drinks several of these day. Then again, he’s also a heroin addict, so I don’t think nutrition or organ health is a concern.

Hmm...do I want to know what a “Jesus shot” is? (Refrains from Googling.)

And they say that sexism has nothing to do with this election....

Coffee just isn’t extreme enough for today’s on-the-go douche bag.

A lot of people are coming forward to call Hillary a cunt. I guess it’s satisfying to men to demean a woman who’s this close to becoming the next President of the United States. I doubt any of the previous 43 presidents have ever had to worry about getting called a cunt.