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and this is why the indians will lose. Way to go morons.

In Santiago, they call this a Sebastian Pol Potshot.

At least he didn’t say: “I’m sorry if I offended anyone”.

Ronaldo Artest

4/10, didn’t have his collar flipped up.

Eric Cantona approved:

Seattle fans are the best fucking god awful.

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Is this going to be another single female lawyer show?

What the hell is this? It reads like one of those Instagram spam ads about how I can make 5k in a week if I just follow @KimJungUnRules

KID’S MOM: I’m looking for a cake for my 5-year-old’s birthday, let’s see... fuck Tom Brady, is that a good choice?

“It was a big hit - and no, he can’t read yet, so he didn’t know what it said.”
- Doctor’s discussing Emmitt Smith in concussion protocol.

It should. But it’s not like Jezebel was going to waste a click-bait opportunity by drumming up outrage over some thirsty celeb’s costume.

please, this man’s dignity is obviously wrapped around how an adult represents a character from a comic book... #TriggerOrTreat

Never thought I’d come to the defense of anyone in the K clan, but this post is what we would normally call “shit stirring.” Mostly, it just seems like a waste of the platform this guy gets paid to use.

This should be the tagline for every costume bitch post.

If Bill Belichick did this we’d assume he was doing it to keep the other teams guessing.

Philly’s innovative “I’m not a player, I’m just grass” defense camouflage scheme was undone by silly rules like “you must wear a helmet on the field.” 

Sir, this is the internet. We will have none of your fucking tranquility and perspective. She is worse than Hitler.

Attempting to have fun only make you look like an idiot. Just don’t.

Costume looks cool. Maybe it’s time to remember that Halloween is about having fun for the night, not getting pedantic about the proper interpretation of a comic book character.