and this is why the indians will lose. Way to go morons.

In Santiago, they call this a Sebastian Pol Potshot.

At least he didn’t say: “I’m sorry if I offended anyone”.

Ronaldo Artest

4/10, didn’t have his collar flipped up.

Eric Cantona approved:

Seattle fans are the best fucking god awful.

Is this going to be another single female lawyer show?

What the hell is this? It reads like one of those Instagram spam ads about how I can make 5k in a week if I just follow @KimJungUnRules

KID’S MOM: I’m looking for a cake for my 5-year-old’s birthday, let’s see... fuck Tom Brady, is that a good choice?

“It was a big hit - and no, he can’t read yet, so he didn’t know what it said.”
- Doctor’s discussing Emmitt Smith in concussion protocol.

Stop making stuff up. Romo has come through in the clutch more times than he hasn’t.

Did the Lakers win?

Romo derangement syndrome.

I don’t get it. I’m an Eagles fan, and the next 10 years of Wentz vs. Dak are gonna be special. I’d rather he not be good, but damn last night he showed me a lot. Not that I didn’t believe some of the hype, but he was pretty darn good last night. He’s smart, accurate, can throw the deep ball with touch, and he’s fast…

Am I the only one who noticed Tony Romo seems to have become their quarterback coach last night? Wearing the headset working with Dak on the sidelines. I think that would be a great way to handle the situation, I wouldn’t be surprised if Romo’s coaching is one of the reasons Dak has been performing so well while…

If Bill Belichick did this we’d assume he was doing it to keep the other teams guessing.

Philly’s innovative “I’m not a player, I’m just grass” defense camouflage scheme was undone by silly rules like “you must wear a helmet on the field.” 

I understand the hesitance. Until Dak gives a back-breaking effort, it’s absolutely premature to compare him to Romo.

John Oliver is real.