It’s fucked that you felt the need to write this.

John Oliver is real.

I subscribe to the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, and am thus highly concerned about the social justice issues of these very real yet undiscovered realities.

This is your best take by far.

Flavored vodka sucks only if you can’t get “real” vodka. Pinnacle vodka sucks no matter what. I never thought that you could get the taste of how varnish smells into a bottle, but there we are.

Scalding hot taek.

We had a driver totally do that on Halloween, take like the most bizarre route ever. I should have probably reported him but whatever.

D-Nice, Tim O Thee, A A Ron, Ba la kay

Incorrect. 5% longer ride = more money.
I have reported drivers for going off GPS and costing me more $$ and Uber ALWAYS refunds me the amount the driver fucked up.

I don’t give a fuck if it’s $1. It’s my goddamn dollar and it’s not up to someone else to take it from me because they think they can make a few extra…

Compared to Vince Vaughn and Bill Murray, it was much less cringe inducing. Daffy Duck? I love Bill Murray, but what the fuck was that?

That sounds like one of those really smart takes that actually isn’t correct.

Seemed to work out ok.

That being said, the bigger thing was letting him hit in the 8th. That was dumb. That run was probably bigger than having your #1 closer still in the game.

Just over here patiently waiting for the DV kinjaing

Please let Cleveland blow a 3-1 lead

I knew what this was going to be before I clicked on it, and yet I still clicked on it. Joke’s on me.

I’m a recent american expat in Germany, and these guys cover the NFL. The longhaired dude is their social media guy, I think. Murican football (known as gridiron here) hasa reasonable following .

Are you really this stupid?

Brady is still the biggest dick on the field.

Who throws on a first and inches?