Please don’t take out too many loans for law school unless you know you’ll kill it. I got rich folks so it didn’t matter, but it’s hard to cover yourself in glory straight away in the legal profession anymore. Good luck!

This is why you get a good job. So you can pay the fines and legal fees and be on your way.

Looks like he grabbed the wrong pussy.

He’s bringing Malik Obama to the next debate, possibly in response. The Kenyan born half-brother, though still an American citizen, will be there for what purpose, no one can be sure of. It certainly seems to be a revival of the Birtherism. Which is a hilarious strategy to use 2 weeks out from the election.

I would fuck up any old folks that try to have a “revolution.”

I’m sure a lovely penitentiary in New York could help with that request.

Dude, lock him the fuck up. I really like my politicians to have the moral high ground. Like with Hillary, I sort of understand the nuanced defenses to her e-mail scandals and that her e-mails were hacked a la Watergate and that the Lock Her Up is so overblown as to be completely maddening. But there is a point…

+1 not mentioning the patriarchy

During the anthem!

I’m sure the competent authorities will also turn up the 40+ missing children that were disappeared.

I hear Denver is nice if you don’t like the heat.

Talking about a blowjob from a cute girl is not ok? Right...

He must have a learning disorder or something. The NFL should go easy on him.

Okay, I’d agree but I was just spitting out some good stuff commentary from metal web blogs. If I had to make the argument, it’d be the tempo, the drums, and the duh-duh that from a lot of songs. See ‘walk’ ‘broken’

Talking about the commenter, smart ass. That’s why it’s called a reply. Have fun replying to everyone!

If I really cared about Native Americans, I’d demand that the Cleveland Indians change hats. Since I don’t care, I’m racist. Agreed.

He’s talking about the likely result of this presidential election, smart guy.

Too fucking predictable.

Break curfew, get shot is what I always say.

No, I don’t think that. You can’t just monitor your children all the time. They have to learn independence, and I don’t think that a freshman or sophmore in high school - who is presumably three years from going out on her own at college should have zero experience being out at night without her parents.