Yeah. I shop at WF too. Because the food is almost always better. I buy produce at the farmer’s market in the summer and spring, but we can’t everything we need there (I live in the Midwest). And cheap food is cheap for a reason.

Grossly unpopular opinion: Whole Foods is the only place I go to buy produce. My town has the requisite Food Lion, Kroger, Harris Teeter, and Trader Joe’s, but their produce is always old and priced about the same as Whole Foods. There are some issues with the national brand (the owner is a fruit loop), but until I…

I have used every dry shampoo known to man. Then I tried the Amika Perk Up Dry Shampoo and will never try another. It does what dry shampoo is supposed to do — it absorbs the excess oil and freshens up my hair without leaving white spots or making my hair stiff and sticky. I cannot rave enough about the product, and…

I have used every dry shampoo known to man. Then I tried the Amika Perk Up Dry Shampoo and will never try another.…

Not stupid! I held onto one of mine forever- I think I still have it somewhere. We had been told that I would never get pregnant without medical intervention— my husband needed this surgery to unblock something. He was set to get it the next month, but at that point we weren’t even sure that would work. On Valentine’s…

A negative pregnancy test when you’ve been trying to get pregnant for years.

if you have a positive pregnancy test, just about everything you own will be covered in pee 9 months from then, so why not get used to it now.

Ha, I read “founded” as “fondled.” I think it works either way. Agreeing about twins being overrated. If movies have taught me anything, it’s that best case scenario only one twin is evil, worst case scenario, both are.

My twin and I have always wanted to go to the Twins Festival. I never thought about how weird it would be for a singleton.

I read twins and festival...

ROME?!?!??!!!!??!?!?

Wow, that’s incredibly depressing... I really don’t understand this stupid fascination with twins.

Does it count if you didn’t fully realize it was awful?

I was about five years old. My mother decides to load four of us kids in the van and take us from Washington State to California, to go to my mom’s cousin’s wedding. While there, we were also going to visit her siblings and go to Disneyland and all sorts of fun…

I’m not sure how much of an outright disaster this is, but it was pretty funny, so I figured I’d share.

New Hampshire is the weirdest state. It’s like the unholy lovechild of a LL Bean catalog and a Stephen King novel.

No, my company is nationwide and had 3 stores in our city alone. Little man was born (prematurely) in 2009, so I’m really wondering if my extended leave due to complications is connected to my not getting this info.

My husband renamed my cat “cheesecake” without discussion (which is hilarious, we call her by both this and her real name now), so the cat renaming by spouse president is set. Rename away!

SPOILER ALERT: 26-week quadruplets are gonna have some health issues.

My experience, too. I did white strips when they first came out, and got sensitivity.

Apply anti-frizz smoothing serum to your hair when it’s damp. You can probably use a dime-sized amount on all of your hair, but concentrate on the ends. If your hair is greasy afterwards, you used too much. Also, it is a really good idea to get a few inches of your ends trimmed, because getting rid of those parts…

While I am fully aware that it is societal pressure and internalized misogyny that makes me feel this way - I hate my mombod. It’s something I am ashamed of. The extra skin, the fat thighs, my stretched out disgusting tits. I hate it. When people compliment me on “getting my figure back already!!” I am aghast that…