@this_charming_one: I just reactivate mine earlier this week and so far my favorite message has been the following:

A very good friend of mine and I are both obsessed with this charcuterie in Napa. His birthday is on Sunday. Said charcuterie offers various classes throughout the year but they are extremely small and difficult to get into. Well, for once in my life, rather than wait until the last minute to buy a gift, I monitored…

@this_charming_one: Mine says, "All I ask is that you type like a normal adult, not like a text messaging teenage girl. If you can handle that, have at it." So I'm going to go with no.

@envirodesigner: Maybe if they're on sale...

@Allie is a tangerine! (It's Rex Manning Day): You know what? I'm the opposite, and I think you're doing it the right way. I can't remember the last time I ever met anyone I actually wound up hanging out with later. Whereas all the places you've mentioned are prime opportunities for a meet cute!

@Delilah: I always apply my foundation with my fingers while my moisturizer is not quite 100% sunken in, and then I blot with a tissue before powdering to get rid of any excess. This seems to work for me.

@thisisthepanopticon: I just did the same thing, and while I do miss the coziness of staying in during a storm, the fact that at this point Boston has shoulder-high drifts just underscores that it was a good decision to move to San Francisco.

In defense of my home state, while NH may have high corporate taxes, those are pretty much the only taxes they have. That and property tax.

@andromache the epigraphist: I don't know...they do call them "Massholes" for a reason.

@nesoxochi: I think 16 is legal in most states.

@crustee: Purity tattoos, maybe?

@StuckOnRepeat: Exactly. If she did in fact remove the ring, it sounds more like an act of rebellion to me.

@squishy: Good for you! I just moved to SF, and despite not knowing a lot of people, I am extremely pleased with that decision.

@cupofgreentea: I had this too! Although it was more for my mother's reference than for mine. My hair was to my butt when I was in elementary school and there is no way I could have wrangled it myself. She, on the other hand, could easily have a second career as a professional French braider, if there was a market…

@blameitonrio is gettin advanzed edumakashun!: Seriously! I've tried to master it as an adult and I STILL can't!

From the ages of 16-22 I thought that the only way I could possibly lead a happy life is if I married a professional athlete. He would ideally have been Southern-I had a particular fondness for Texan Republicans. Cringe. I don't think I dated a guy who didn't play a Division I sport until I was a senior in college.

@thefanmyj: When I bring boyfriends home, they get to sleep in the room where my dad's gun cabinet resides. This is not by coincidence.

In my head I hear Bill Hader reading these in his Julian Assange impression, and I'm sorry to say it's kind of doing it for me. I'm going to go away now.

@HonkyGeisha: Agreed. I have a red wool DvF with a really low sweetheart neckline that is warm, cozy, and basically the perfect holiday party dress.

@Swingle: I do the lace tights over colored tights a lot! I've gotten some of my favorite pairs for just a few bucks at JC Penney. Worthington actually has an excellent, cheap selection of fashion tights.