"Your likely another woman who wants to be able to go party and have zero accountability"

Yeah! I also learned that David Duchovney and Gillian Anderson didn't get along while making The X Files.

He is SO going to let her fall.

Just for the sake of comparison:

I wonder, how exactly would he have "fought for [the fetus]"?

I had just started dating this gal, and she got pregnant.

I literally rolled my eyes at the bit where Amy's in college and cries rape against her boyfriend just because he pissed her off, and his reputation and life were ruined forever. Yeah, Gillian Flynn, that's, um, totally how it works....

I watched way, way to much CSI in my lifetime so basically every time I see someone like Amy in a movie or show I just think "OH BOY GRISSOM AND WILLOWS ARE GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY TEARING APART THAT BULLLSHIT."

I AM A CHEESECAKE EXPERT. I have been certified by the Board of Cheesecake Authority in 49 states and I am also licensed by the International Cheesecake Association which is based in France. During my esteemed career, I have overseen at least three-dozen cheesecake-related disputes (including the infamous "That Time…

Citations or it didn't happen! We're supposed to just take cheesecake's status at your word?

CHEESECAKE IS A GODDAMN PIE. IT IS PIE. DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES. #TEAMPIE #BENGHAZI #CHEESECAKEISPIE

WAIT!! WE CAN ALL LIVE IN PIECE (pun intended). NOW.....what category did we decide cheesecake is under?

I can't watch YouTube at work, but does it have something about how Gone Girl is clearly set in an alternate universe where allegations of rape are immediately taken on face value?

I just asked my twat, and she said. "It's because he's so hot." Science.

I loved her as Sookie. She was a real person on that show, not a series of fat jokes. It makes me mad when I see her playing "fat gross lady", so this looks awesome.

I want this coat. Now, please.

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