“Stick to ads!” -G/O Media

I’m sorry to say, but if you came to Jalopnik looking for a lack of overlap between cars and politics, you may want to stick to Autoblog regurgitated press releases, or Motor Trend. There’s no such things as cars without a healthy dose of environmental, government regulatory and geopolitical considerations. Jalopnik…

You can ALWAYS tell the people who never once went to Deadspin by how hard they cling to the “THIS WAS CAUSE THEY STOPPED STICKING TO SPORPS” lie.

First they came for the footballs, and I did not speak out — because I didn’t care about the footballs.

I have a theory that the end of democracy is when the rich buy all of the news media (radio, print, TV, and major internet sites), turn off the comments, and fire all writers who don’t tow the line. Then we have the same culture as Russia, China, and the Middle East.

Unrelated to this story, if you think Splinter was a good site and are sad to see Deadspin dead, a lot of the commentariat have started to chat here.

ALL KINJA!!!!

Shout out to the dumbasses in charge who haven’t figured out how to turn the comments off on the subblogs yet. You brain geniuses show your asses at every possible opportunity and we’re all better for it.

Love the Deadspin like title. Kotaku forever, Deadspin forever.

Way to #stickto(e)sports.

WeWork is just trying to follow their new “stick to esports” mandate

Chalky, stale and generally loathed, this candy should have gone out of business years ago, but was inexplicably bailed out by another candy company - somehow continuing to fail upward. A physical embodiment of a time passed, this relic remains beloved by a few hyper traditionalists while the modern industry passes it…

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

What’s frustrating about this is how much the media plays a role in making sure the frontrunners stay in front.

Edit - I spent a long time typing a history lesson, then saw you are a troll.

Each and every one of these entries needs to be put in a collection. I worry about the continuation of this website, and I want posterity to know that at least one person knew what the fuck was going on while it was happening.

Shine on you beautiful, beautiful bastards.