hellomylover
Hello, America: Never Fuck a Republican
hellomylover

Actual protesters need to bounce these Antifa types as soon as they show up. They are not your friends, they are not your allies, they just look for any excuse to blow into town and fuck shit up - while undermining support for the cause itself. The woman who threw a molotov cocktail at an occupied police car a couple

Correction: White female dressed in Anarchy gear sets fire to local business in the latest attempt by white people to center themselves in black Americans ongoing attempts to try and fight for equality. FIFY. Dear white allies if you are going to do this shit and somehow take none of the blame while black folks get

Should have burned the police station instead. 

The funniest thing to me is that their fake reality actually makes their leaders look WORSE.

“Hey there’s a rock some guy hurled at you heading right for you, do you want to move out of the way or something?”

This.

“Remember that time that China started a big global pandemic that created the worst public health crisis in over a century”

Oh fuck yes.

Even if MY state and city decided “All clear” tomorrow, my ass would be staying at home. I’m union, we ain’t gonna play on this one. My bosses aren’t perfect, but I don’t think any of them wants to risk their own lives, let alone mine, so cavalierly.

And isn’t that just the story of so many market crashes?

The most dangerous part of this uninformed, selfish, “die for the economy” bullshit is that by forcing people back to work, and letting the idiots go out and play again, they will cause another wave of the virus to spread. Then we’ll have to shut down again. So they don’t realize that they’re going to make it take

The herbs would like to expand the financial base without allowing any of that pesky journalism that STOOD IN THE WAY of an authoritarian right-wing network cabal from taking over local American television like what happened in 2017-2018 with Deadspin’s exposure of the SyncedLiars Broadcasting try at purchasing a

Bye, son.

Amirite?

“Have you ever noticed, when you’re driving, that anyone who’s driving slower than you is an idiot?  And anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?” - George Carlin

I have been washing my hands like I’m prepping for surgery several times a day. I honestly have not been freaking out about this as much as I think I could but I truly can’t do anything so I wash my hands and the minute I feel a tickle in my throat I have been grating fresh ginger, turmeric and a little local honey

For some reason I have this mental image of Big Freedia smashing in Williams’ door with his twerking butt and chanting “Baby say sorry. Baby say sorry. Say sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry.”

Admittedly never lived in the South. But I’ve been to the museums, battlefields, and I’ve read “Confederates in the Attic.” Twice.

I’m a Whitey and lifelong NYer, and I definitely didn’t — until I became an adult and my mother moved just south of the Mason-Dixon line, and I also started to travel to Georgia fairly often for work.

Oh they know, they just don’t give a fuck as long as Southerners keep that shit down there.

Same. Pretty sure I’m eligible to join Daughters of the Backwards Losers or whatever it’s called. I thought about trying to get some of my like-minded redneck blood ladies to infiltrate it en masse, take it over, and dissolve it.