Hello, America: Never Fuck a Republican
hellomylover
12/5/19
1:01 PM
6

Same. Hasn’t killed me or given me an eye infection yet! *knocks on wood*

12/5/19
12:37 PM
12

According to supposed makeup lore, I should be dead with all the old makeup I have and still use.

12/5/19
9:13 AM
9

Well, somewhere back in in college in probably like, 2003, a friend of mine gave me two old creme eyeshadow packs that she didnt want any more and they were prob already old then. I still have those guys? Hahaha. So I am going on like probably 20 years with them.

12/5/19
6:29 AM
11

My weak sauce pedestrian ad blocker is simply no match for your steroid infused Kinja Ad and Engineering Team. Read more

12/3/19
9:22 PM
9

I really like him and I think he’s genuinely our best shot to beat trump. He’s a man. He’s progressive but not scary”socialists” like Sanders or Warren. He has education and experience. Voters who would hold the fact that he’s Hispanic against him won’t vote for a democrat under any circumstances. He’s from Texas. He Read more

12/3/19
3:17 PM
9

Then perhaps it time we “inconvenience them”!

12/3/19
2:35 PM
3

There have ALWAYS been giant meteors that crash into earth. Look at the dinosaurs and the ice age! Nothing we can do about it! 

12/3/19
2:35 PM
11

At this point pretty sure there would be enough asteroid deniers that would pop up to mess it up. You can’t even see it or it is just a shiny star, astronomers are just putting a picture of a rock at the end of their telescopes to scare us, idiotic shit like that. I have very little faith left in humanity.

12/3/19
1:41 PM
14

Nah, see, it’s all scientists just trying to get paid and help the globalis-::shoots self::. Read more

12/3/19
12:16 PM
14

Here’s the thing about the religious right and their anti-intellectualism: if you believe in intelligent design, the idea that a benevolent creator stitched together our world in JUST such a specific way, that all the biomes and ecosystems and species work together in such delicate balance and harmony that even one Read more

11/27/19
3:43 PM
4

Sending all my warmest, most comforting thoughts and emotional strength to anyone who has to be with difficult/unpleasant/abusive family. I no longer see mine as my sister became a maga nut job and my sanity is more important to me than “family”. I hope you all travel safely!

11/26/19
8:05 PM
167

but you seem to like sniffing up under his ass otherwise you wouldn’t be here. what stormfront has no more room for you?

11/24/19
6:40 PM
1

Might be trickier if she pees a lot, but get the highest absobancy you can, and maybe double them up if they’re insufficient. Read more

11/24/19
10:19 AM
1

My coworker had an elderly Chihuahua that she put in diapers. She said baby diapers were cheaper than dog ones, she just cut a hole for her tail.