Can we eliminate “black tie optional?” Like, that just means “we’re not making you dress formal because we don’t want to be assholes but  YOU’LL feel like an asshole if you don’t.”

Oh I’m sure. (pssst hey - some Splinter refugees are hanging out here).

Do your orders get sent via email or what’s your system?

They are only focused on what will get them through the next hour. They storm the fucking hearings to get them public and I’m like...uhhh guys you’re not going to want the public to see this shit.

I think Pence could ultimately do more damage, BUT I don’t think he could get re-elected in 2020 if Trump somehow got ousted. So in that way, damage mitigated.

I think about this all the time and how totally fucking epic it was.

Sorry about your father. <3

I bet by this time next year all his employees will be his 3 eldest children and Kushner.

LOL I assure you, almost no one is happy.

This is what I was thinking it was - they are looking for witnesses and whistleblowers and “leakers.”

Who knew we’d be longing for the days of Jeff Sessions?

He’s going to treat this as a campaign rally and say a bunch of offensive shit that is essentially:

::googles Pharrell to find out his age::

Yep. Give it to Stacey Abrams. Or r aise money for some Senate candidates (or the eventual presidential nominee if it’s one of the people taking Big Dollerz)

I agree - they need to come up with an easy way to make people understand they will ultimately have more money.

What if you - hear me out - read any of the rest of that section? Also, he’s not exactly at the bottom of these. Incredible to me how touchy people get if Bernie is not listed as #1 on every list.

Thank god you are unbiased because you’re not black.

Would be fucking nice if Tom Steyer gave some money to more productive causes than his own vanity project. 

I only really read Twitter for the journalists/talking heads I follow, but I never really post on it (unless I need AT&T to pay attention to me haha). An anonymous Splinter refugee is tryna get something started over here: https://splinterrip.kinja.com/.

Thanks! Yeah honestly as much as the comments around here can be a giant shit-show, it only takes visiting another commenting community for a short moment to remember the standards are high here. I am ungrey at Lifehacker, The Root (although I’m white so I try to stay quiet over there), Earther (but not Gizmodo…