Yes— and 12.
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I like blonde dude’s chest hair.
Do you think he got them on sale? Because they’d be 100% off at my place.
I really want Drake beard trutherism to be the new Lorde age trutherism.
Momma I’m finally going to date that nice Jewish boy you’re always bugging me about.
I never thought I’d ever say these words, but I’m actually interested in reading an Archie comic.
Yeah, I’m 5’9” and wear a size 6 and I’m by no means skinny. I’m well within the normal BMI range and have plenty of boobs, hips and ass tyvm. Maybe these sizes were “skinny” in the past but vanity sizing has gotten completely out of control lately. I’m not on some “thin shaming is just as bad as fat shaming!”…
Also depending how the clothing is cut. I’m sure this isn’t an Old Navy size 8.
Baruch Dayan Ha’emet.
Many years ago I lost my first baby to SIDS. This was a couple weeks after her first round of vaccinations. A person pointed this connection out to me shortly after the funeral. I hit that person in the face.
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Yes! This! I have always had a high sex drive (genetics apparently inherited from my philandering, swinging father). In my last relationship, the BF & I had sex constantly - like 5-12 times/day - and he treated me like toilet paper. I think that kind of sex is a way of tricking yourself into thinking you have…
Amen. I’ve been jerking off the same way for twenty years. Is it as exciting as it was when I was 12? Nah, but it’s still probably my favorite part of the day other than breakfast.
if you figure out how that could be done? number 3-7 poof.
In the same vein: “Wow, your pronunciation is really good!”. This was said to me by my boss after I told him my own son’s full name. He literally complimented me for correctly pronouncing the name I picked out.
Uggghhh it's times like those you wish you could magically un-fuck someone!
“You have beautiful eyes but they are the saddest and most tragic ones I’ve ever seen”
After our first (and last) time together:
“Your English is great. You almost sound totally American. It's nice to hear someone actually try.”
“You know, I usually like really skinny, pretty Barbie doll types, but I really like you. You are so real and low maintenance. I like how you don’t put so much into your appearance. You’re so real.” After I had spent 2 hours getting ready for this date...