Your air fryer also isn’t a fryer. It doesn’t use any magical technology to make healthy food taste like fried food. Your air fryer is just a small convection oven and nothing more.

I like that you chose the stock photo with the swirly plate. The slice has a nice domed top, more Wonder Bread like, with even eye holes and a balanced frown. The shiny knife adds visual interest to the composition. The artist clearly took time to compose it. The other stock photos aren’t nearly as successful. The one…

I’m hoping at some point more municipalities/states will wake up and start giving rebates for xeriscaping lawns. I would think in the long run there is a benefit to reducing water demand as much as possible. I know some drought-stricken areas already provide some of those rebates but hope other places get on board as…

Tell us you own an Oculus Quest without telling us you own an Oculus Quest...

i describe it to people as “Dance Dance John Wick”

You seem fun

You can get the same level of service on Verizon MNVOs like Xfinity or Visible for less money.

I work at Walmart for the past 10 years. The pay is fair. We are getting bonus pay now for working so please IGNORE this persons request to boycott. Per square footage, Walmart hires a lot of staff. Many that would be unemployable elsewhere. You cause more damage to people like me. This is Union driven event. I use to…

tiny tina.

Whatever.

Because maybe those of us with careers, wives, mortgages, children, etc. would still like to have fun playing a video game every once and a while, without having to commit to an extensive training regiment.

Oh yeah because games should only be for the hardcore people.

That implies you can simply pay to make them go away. Turns out, you can’t.

To this day, in certain company I’ll say “What’ya buyin’?” and it will always prompt a laugh. Definitely a memorable performance.

Ha!  If you’re four-foot something, this would be great.  I’m lucky if my knees don’t dig into the seat in front of me and can barely use the tray.

Ha!  If you’re four-foot something, this would be great.  I’m lucky if my knees don’t dig into the seat in front of…

I’ve read bedtime stories to my daughters nearly every day of their life. They are now 9 and 7 and could obviously read on their own, but I still enjoy it and they still enjoy it so we still do nightly bedtime stories. The books have changed from children’s picture books to Harry Potter (we are thankfully more than…

And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins.

I’ll usually use KeePass for any passwords I use regularly, but for several things that are (mostly) behind my home door, I’ll use a passphrase instead. If the phrase gets too long to fit into the password field, I’ll just turn it into an abbreviation. Sorta like this:

This article doesn't know what it's talking about. This isn't what you should do at all. Here is what you should really do.