I would definitely agree that certain parts of our state are shit.

As we head into this long holiday weekend, let’s all remember that America is still the GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

Are you SERIOUSLY questioning Barack Obama’s judgement like fellow little lady childblogger Libby Watson did in this article?

Goddamit. That’s not true.

MICHIGAN! MICHIGAN! MICHIGAN!

You listen here, little lady.

You listen here, little lady.

He will be. And that’s why Barack chose him.