Hey buddy. I went ahead and wrote a post for you.

Frankly, I am starting to think that you, dudebra, might be a Russian asset.

You remind me a little bit of that allthingsconsidered guy.

I don’t really understand this post.

I knew you were going to go there with the edgelord stuff.

Hey it’s Chuck Norris! 

I hate Trump. What are you talking about?

Yeah, someone asked the Admiral this exact question the other day, almost verbatim.

We’re just gonna keep going with this family, huh?]

Good for you!

By the way, “pick a lane” as you are using it seems to mean, “conform”.

Okay, I didn’t really understand much of this post either.

Thank you for your thoughts and the links.

I just said the same thing. Now I will answer your query: Because they are not the left.

In summary then:

Republicans REALLY hate democracy.

Got it. I get that the world is one big nasty place with lots of diabolical enemies and alliances.

Nailed it. Just keep prolonging the game.

Okay, so in this hypothetical private meeting scenario that you reference:

Well, I replied to you in good faith, and you just perfectly illustrated my point.