“I gotta blank space baby, and I’ll write your (stage) name...(that you picked because it “sounded black” which is sorta racist? Maybe? Or not... Whatever friend!) Lalala strum strum dance”

Wait... I thought she was my BFF... Are we BFFs? If so, I also like zombies. We can share these things.

I will NEVER forget watching “The Road to Wellsville” as a kid (10ish, with my family who apparently didn’t research) and being completely freaked out. Not only did they make us keep closing our eyes, that penis-masturbation underwear thing was terrifying, not to mention the scene in the woods, masturbation ambush.…