The only thing that makes me feel better is that I remember a time when I thought the Laguna Beach/Hills people would never go away. Now you rarely hear about them. One day, Kardashians, one day...

I know. But generally, their assets don't tend to get bigger while the rest of them gets smaller.

Of course she does. So does Kim Kardashian, and Iggy Azalea, and lots of other women. Chances are, if they have tiny waists and rock hard abs, and then big hips and butts, it's because of implants. And yes, I know there are women who can achieve that look naturally just like there are women out there who can be bony…

They mean that Joan was not an Academy member.

Harold Ramis died right before last year's Oscars, and he was included then.

She also created red carpet culture as we know it, which is a huge deal. It used to be so formal and boring. She brought in humor. "Who are you wearing?" She was the very first person to ask that question on a red carpet, and she made fashion take the spotlight as well. Sometimes it's the only fun part of the show,…

And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

I would argue that, instead of being angry about this, we recognise that this is a good reason to stop giving a shit about the Academy Awards.

So, if I say "skinny" when ordering anything at Starbucks it negates the 800 calories, yes?

Eddie Murphy on Richard Pryor about Bill Cosby.

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, the BIZARRO EDITION:

I hate to be this person but, at least in pets, which have a relatively small life expectancy in comparison to humans, it has be proven to take away years from their life if they are overweight. I found out my dog gained weight after his first bday and immediately switched him to "light" food and he has been great…

Also, this post, picture and gif go so fucking well together.

Me as a parent:

Speaking of kids and underwear, when I was in kindergarten I had a HUGE crush on my older brother's best friend Sam, a sexy older man in the 4th grade. Every day after school, after Sam and my bro locked themselves in his bedroom to avoid me, I would slide my Little Mermaid panties, one by one, underneath the door. …

Now to me.

Not mine, but Barnacle Bill was 2 when his little sister was born. His mom had gone through a pretty rough labor, so when he went into see her she was pale and exhausted.

I had a weird obsession with cannibalism. For my 4th grade enrichment class I built a large papier mâché island featuring a volcano, trees, caves, essential cooking pot and cannibal play figures. I wish I had a picture of that. Instead I offer the Mother's Day card I made that year. Mum still has it. I can't believe…

Agree. I'll just leave this excellent article (by a cosmetic chemist) here : Sulfates in shampoo.