You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

LOLZ.

Still good though.

meh. oj lived in florida after the trial and his kids lived there with him. i think "brilliantbutmedicated" is having a fever dream.

Phantom Planet Jason Schwartzman is my favorite Jason Schwartzman. I also hung around with his little bro Robert Carmine of Rooney/Princess Diaries fame for a while there. They're both dolls but MAJOR playahs.

I remember reading once that OJ and Cowlings had identical Broncos, so everyone assumed Al was driving OJs truck because they were so used to seeing him in a white Bronco, when the one from the chase was actually Cowling's.

This is the best story I got:

Ringo Starr yelled at me in an airport when I was seven years old.

bullshit. the bronco belonged to al cowlings. he was driving it, with oj in the backseat, on that famed slowest-ever-cop-chase. cowlings sold the car to a collector in 1996.

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

I spent an incredibly surreal Father's Day dinner seated with my parents at a table next to OJ Simpson, his older daughter, the two kids he had with Nicole Brown, his mother, and some girlfriend that was probably younger than his oldest daughter.

Not wedding stuff, but I tried on one of my mum's old blazers when I was 12 and I was all

it is actually a really pretty dress. I still have it packed away in the back of my closet and my daughter likes to take it out and look at it and I tell her the story about how daddy saved the dress and she giggles and asks can she have it one day. And I tell her she can if she wants or she can search out her own…

the actual dress shop I bought my dress from was the villain in my tale.

I wore my mom's dress. As she handed over the box to me, she said, "I'm sure you will have to take it in A LOT. I was very chunky in 1968." Cut to me trying on the dress a few weeks later at the alteration place. Dress fit me like a glove. That was like delayed shade.

I have dark black hair. Long dark black hair. But when I was a teenager I was not happy having long dark black hair. However It's hard to lighten black hair when you don't know what you are doing and silly me I thought you could bleach your hair with actual bleach. So I went to the cupboard and got the javex and…

Derelicte?

subpar does not mean what you think it means.