Nobody outside the state of Oregon was the least bit surprised by this. Sadly, everyone outside Florida was not the least bit surprised by Jameis Winston either.

This. +1

This. Watching Winston throw pick after pick, and be lauded for it, literally drove me fucking insane. Then, listening to the draft people knock down Mariota because he wasn’t as effective when he had a TORN LIGAMENT IN HIS KNEE. Because having two working legs isn’t important to a quarterback, apparently.

That’s where the similarities stopped.

Not shocking for anyone who watched Oregon; for all the “not NFL ready” knocks Mariota was dinged with, he always had a feather touch with accuracy (that’s how you set a NCAA record for TDs:INTs in a year, and avoid throwing 18 picks like Winston).

It’s hard to overstate just how badly I want Mariota to thrive and Winston to bust. The 30 for 30 on the Bucs’ decision would just be so glorious.

I’m fine with Eli’s rings. In fact I think Bill let the Giants win those games simply so Eli would have more rings than big brother, and get to show them off every year at holidays.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

He wants Tim Tebow over a four-time Super Bowl champion.

At least they're still better than Arsenal.

As an American, on one hand I think that no Olympian in this day and age should be forced to swim with pieces of shit, but on the other hand Ryan Lochte is one of our better relay swimmers.

This statement makes me want to punch an Olympic mascot in the nuts.

I’d hardly give Mahty any credit. The dude signed the first agreement without even reading it. Credit goes to the citizens who fought this tooth and nail. Marty sucks. I won’t even give the pleasure of saying his name w/ a Boston accent.

Sorry we weren’t interested in being scammed, USOC. Maybe you’ll have better luck stealing money and land from Los Angeles?

Right, they were basura this entire tournament, with the exception of the Cuba game. The tournament was played at home, they’re well into the Klinsmann era, they brought a pretty full-strength roster, and they were barely able to beat Haiti. The sky isn’t falling or anything, but with three years until the next World…

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

Mexico fan but I couldn’t be happier about the outcome. Those fans are garbage and deserve more than the heartache of this loss

Crimea river