It does! Perfect for the summer. One of the other things I love about gin is how different some brands taste. Tanqueray is completely different from Henricks and likewise Bombay Sapphire has its own unique taste too. Some are good for martinis, some for gin and tonics, some for more funky recipes, some for all! Man, I…

Don't worry about our Sapphire. Nouveau gin snobs only want the truly weird "artisinal" gins, which are all probably made from corn ethanol, juniper berries, and beard hair in some guy's bathtub in LA. London Dry just isn't as fashionable.

I'll bring the rest of the whisky for dessert.

Gin party in the pantry!

I'm all for upcoming "Gin Movement." It will be nice to actually taste spirits in one's cocktail again. Plus gin is a wonderful summer and citrus spirit.

A pantry full of Sapphire sounds lovely. Can I join?

I do LOVE me some Hendricks, but it's too expensive for every day consumption. I just wait until I visit home, and then everyone buys it for me since me being home is considered a special occasion. Then I can drink ALL THE HENDRICKS. Vacation is the best.

You can have your Tanqueray, Just don't even think of going near my Hendricks.

I'll be on the other side of your pantry with my 1.75 of Tanqueray and a giant bottle of club soda. STAY AWAY FROM MY GIN, HIPSTERS.

BUT WE'RE GOOD ON VODKA, RIGHT KELLY? RIGHT????? OH GOD.

I really don't want to have sex in my kitchen. The tile is hard, it's in the middle of the house, unsexy lighting.

I like your style.

Never! If they live on their sad little berries, I can live off my own irrational rage.

Not to mention, IBS can make you drop bombs. Splattery, mucusy, smelling bombs.

Source: My ass.

Mm. Boston is England. N'Orleans is France. New York is anyone's for ten cents a dance. And Los Angeles is the moon.

I see your skin problems and raise you vagina problems. I can never decide if I hate my complexion or my cooch more.

Not washing can be all well and good for people with normal skin, but as someone who suffers from chronic cystic acne and seborrheic dermatitis, if I don't use some sort of facial cleanser and shampoo for any length of time I turn into a itchy, crusty pustule. That said, my skin definitely does better when I use…

I have T-Mobile, but I wasn't actually on a PA mountain when I sent this, I was in upstate New York (near the Berkshires).

I don't understand anything about what she does, but every time someone has to use the line: Her critics simply don't understand the medium. It's usually a sign they weren't doing something right with their job...