Awww, thanks for da love! And I've only been to the airport-the only thing I remember was that CNN was on in the terminal and Anderson Cooper was reporting.

Benedict Cumberbatch is joining the cast of Magic Mike XXL! He will play a minor character named Tommy Cheeks.

And you all laughed at Wisconsin for keeping your filthy margarine illegal! Butter always new you'd come crawling back... on you hands and knees... slipping around in that golden fatty goodness... creamy.. mmmmmmmm.

It's a little disturbing how much butter I put on my bread. Crusty bread with butter is my kryptonite.

Yes, I'll have the Feel Burger with an extra large order of cries.

As a guy with a severe fear of getting kids in my irresponsible student years, I gotta say that my heart goes out to all those poor American boys and girls that aren't getting their birth control.

Oh man. I put egg in my tuna salad. But I don't use lettuce! Or greens... Is it still a salad? Tuna-Egg mush?... What have I been eating all these years?

OH, HE TOOK THE ROLE.

The arrogance never ceases to amaze me on that front. I like to remind those dudes, "Do you really think we women breathe a sigh of relief because you, one person on the entire planet, has approved one of my physical characteristics to be 'okay' with you?"

I'm just going to leave this here

Consexulations!

Nah. The author precluded that by having her and Moriarty fall off of Reichenbach Falls at the end of the movie.

you forgot "crick" for "creek", "chipchopped ham" instead of "sliced ham: and oh, wait, I see you did get "warsh"...lol Living in Mercer County, I like to think we don't talk like that. But we totally do!!! "Carmel"...lol isn't that how you say it, it's the weirdies from elsewhere that pronounce it "caramel"...lol

For whatever reason, I've always found myself trying to speak in the most correct form of English, avoiding the infamous "Pittsburghese" that my family is so fond of: "yinz/yunz", "I seen him", "warsh", "pop", "carmel" and so on. I can't say "sub" instead of "hoagie" though.

Oh, and it's "toe-wards". If it was "twards"…

It might be because I forget to wear pearls while vacuuming.

I read all the books about making tasty dishes. But does my husband even take a single correspondence course that could lead to a promotion at work? No.

Antibiotics are dangerous. They gave my son JennyMcCarthyitis

I felt the same way about Target and Bath and Body Works for a while, too — always had to shop at those places when I went to the mainland.

You know who's very upset about this? The ghost of Quizilla!

Like what? I saw it but I don't remember. I think I might be incapable of looking at anything else when Kevin Spacey's face is on the screen, man has charisma.