I am crying into my Terrible Towel...no!!!

That's basically what they do in Canada now, if you use cash. Debit Cards are increasing popular, and you pay the exact price with one of those.

And Polymer bills for values $5 and above, and get rid of pennies. Sorry, Abe, we love you, but, you're still on the $5 so I don't see what the big issue is, oh, and we've done this before. Ever heard of a half-penny? Yeah we got rid of that a while ago.

Thank you. I grew up poor with a fuck-up dad who pretty much guaranteed I had to fight for every little thing I got. I worked office and tech jobs for years making other people rich while I was miserable, and finally walked away from that to be an artist. I would love to travel but I'm lucky to make enough to buy…

I am SO with you on this. A friend of mine once jokingly posted on facebook asking how everyone was traveling all the time, saying she wondered what rainbows they found their "freakin' pots of gold" under. I was amazed at the delusional responses she got. One started off "I used to think constant travel was only for…

Yes. put your luggage away. don't put your goddamn jacket in the overhead compartment!!

That's the worst! I am a relatively small woman, but it doesn't mean that I'm okay with someone invading my space like that. My God. Give me crying baby over space invading dude any day.

Also: Dude next to you who spreads out his legs and completely infringes on your personal space.

Oh you don't feel like you've committed a crime? Just as well you were arrested in the United States of Fee-fee. You're free to go, you little rapscallion.

Coke Zero smokes them both

I always laugh when the men of GoT do something else and have to keep the same hair/facial hair, regardless of how anachronistic it is. Every ad I saw for "Mama," I kept thinking "That's just Jaime Lannister in a sweater."

I hate to admit it, but when I was much younger I felt that way. I mean, I never came right out with the thought that "I should be able to fuck anyone I want", but the gist of it was there. When I was single I was generally mopey about how the girls I was most attracted to always went for guys I perceived to be…

It's probably the result of a long cultural history of women being objectified and presented as prizes or goals to men, and the cultural residue of woman-as-property. There are a ton of articles about how various types of media portray women as rewards men are supposed to get just for waking up every day, so when…

"Voon, and was it a magnificent occasion?" —Zem, a mattress from Squornshellous Zeta

YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR LIVES BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY OUR CHRISTMAS BBQS AND BACKYARD CRICKET!!!!

The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov ($11.99 at chapters.indigo.ca, but you could probably find it anywhere)

My family are generally pretty ok, but I can vouch 100% for how awesome "Friendsgiving" is. Somebody can make motherfucking homemade tofurky (100% better than the store kind) and no old aunt will get in a twist about vegetarianism. We can blast music. We can make NON-TRADITIONAL CASSEROLES.

I think you should demand that they submit to a piss test before they get their free turkey dinner.

I'm Australian and I know that our Australia Day is in the same league as Thanksgiving but why is Thanksgiving still largely celebrated? In Australia a lot of people are starting to downplay Australia Day because of what white people (THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL) ended up doing to Aboriginal Australians. Is this the case in…

In the first film, I didn't mind the shaky cam in the arena so much. It was the shaky cam during establishing shots of District 12 and other non-arena related scenes that drove me mental.