Man, I've been to two different weddings that both used songs from this list ("Butterfly Kisses" and "I Loved Her First", respectively.) My friend picked "Butterfly Kisses" because her and her dad both loved the song and listened to it a lot when they were younger, so it wasn't completely unexpected, but yeah, still a…

Those are officially now the new lyrics to that song in my head, because that is hilarious and awesome. :D (I did attend the wedding of a friend who played this song during her wedding ceremony right after the vows exchange, so it does seem to have a nice little wedding niche.)

...I can still hole up in my pantry with my unfashionable gin though, right? :) Or even take a nice patio sojourn, since we're unlikely to be under hipster siege! #ginpantryparty

Sometimes I put cucumbers in my Bombay Sapphire (or New Amsterdam, if it's lean times—surprisingly solid gin for the price point!), but it just ain't the same. Hendricks is a hard expense to justify though. But sooooo goooooood.

You're more than welcome in my pantry! Especially if you're bringing club soda! :)

Agreed. Gin always tastes so fresh! It's definitely the season to be enjoying it in large amounts on patios. (Or in pantries, if it comes to that.)

COME INTO MY LARDER, DEARIE, THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM. LuckyMc44 can come, too. :)

Oh no. You're absolutely right, the beardos will come for the gin next. NO ONE IS SAFE. I'm going to have to hole up in my pantry with all the world's Bombay Sapphire and wait for this whole thing to blow over. First a lime shortage, and now this? Are they TRYING to give me heartburn?? What's next, "tonic water…

I'm definitely siding with her in this scenario, re: Twitter. I work in higher ed, and we only got a Twitter account live about seven months ago because our higher ups were like, "What's that? We don't need that, right?" until all of a sudden it becomes, "We just had a wonderful idea! Why don't we sign up for…

Okay a) I love this! And b) what cell carrier do you have that gives you data service in the mountains of PA? Because I live in Pittsburgh, and my cell service SUCKS ALL THE ASS.

I may have to make a Morgantown trip just to eat this amazing pulled pork and to high five you for bringing the Hiddles and a kitty. (I'm in Pgh, it's not that far. :D)

And $10 for a box! Granted, I have to drive to WV to get it (thanks for nothing, draconian PA liquor laws), but it is WELL worth it. :D

I had the opposite problem: as a shorty short kid, I basically couldn't wear shorts at all in high school (IN HAWAII, FFS) because the only ones that met the ridiculous and arbitrary fingertip requirement for me were like grandma-length and looked ridiculous. Thank goodness those flowy weird peasants skirts had a…

Seriously. Everyone else is spending so much energy trying to keep up pretense and diplomacy, where Stannis is just like, "This is how it is. Full stop, thanks for playing." He has no concept of fun. It would make him an incredible even-keeled, if somewhat boring king. I think his version of tit for tat (re: Davos'…

I started reading the book after I started the show, and in the TV show, I was so angry with Stannis because of how he treated Davos (who might be in my top five favorite characters, no lie) and how inflexible he was when dealing with Renly. But that's just Stannis; he's inflexible. I like his character a lot more now…

This picture just made me giggle-snort at work. Thank you. :)

YES THIS. Davos is one of my favorite characters in the books, and that doesn't always translate as well to the show, but he is still my grizzled snuggle bear. (I almost typed "smuggle bear" which would also be accurate giving his former profession.) Also, he shined his grizzled ass off in this episode, and Mark…

THIS. We weren't rich by any means, but I was a Navy brat, so we moved a lot, but they took care of EVERYTHING. I didn't realize what a suckfest moving actually was until we moved off-base when I was in high school, which meant we were on our own. That was when I went "Oh, THAT'S why people hate moving."

I put in a small Amazon order the other day of things that I only KIND of needed (I got free chunky yarn from a friend, but didn't have a crochet hook big enough to do anything with it, so I got a big crochet hook; little things like that to fill the gaps, you know?) and that all sat in my shopping cart for nearly a…

I love that movie SO MUCH. I don't even feel bad about it. I laughed the entire way through it. And Lino was totally adorable as Naples. But Jack Gleeson was also adorable in Batman Begins, so...