I think of the word "fuck" like capers on a fish dish. As an accent, as a flavor, it's incredible. And sometimes, maybe once in a meal, you want to just fill your mouth with it. (We've all been there.)

I know this was not the main takeaway from this piece, but you said "hamster wheel" and it got me thinking about cute little hamster feet and how badly I want a hamster. /squee

It's tough to make new friends no matter what, but it sounds like for whatever reason, you have a lady block. Sad!

Well, mine is less interesting now in comparison to some of these absolutely FANTASTICALLY HORRIFIC posts, but here goes:

I'm with you here. Don't let the haters stop you from doing your thang. Tuna + egg = THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS. The only time I don't add egg is when I'm too lazy to hard boil them and I just want tuna in my mouth parts as quickly as humanly possible. I'll put lettuce on it if I have it, but I usually don't.

The biggest problem (and it wasn't even really a "problem" since they had this listed as a documented "your video won't play if..." issue) I had with my download was just that it didn't work with a split screen and wouldn't play on my big monitor that I use for TV watching, even if I shut the laptop screen off. So I…

I LOVE this video. I sort of inadvertently took a gap year between high school and college (family moved to Japan right after I graduated—college could wait!), and I'm very glad that I did because it gave me the chance to have some breathing room after the high school race-to-college-pressure-cooker that was my senior…

I don't have any truly sloppy stories, but my favorite St. Patrick's Day, hands down, was when I was studying abroad in Northern Ireland. My roommates took the bus to Dublin and did the "get drunk and puke in the streets" thing, but I had a paper due the next day (which I will never, EVER forgive that professor for)…

My mom is originally from Weirton and uses a bit of "Pittsburghese" herself. I grew up all over, so I figured out pretty quick that her asking, "What do yinz want from the store?" was not usual, and I thought that I had largely avoided incorporating much slang into my speech.

Oh man, yeah, the first time I was in a Target, I was like 19 years old. I thought they were new! Nope, just never had them, haha. What a wonderland! I still get a little more excited about Target than about other shops. :)

True facts. Kevin Spacey and Robin Wright have incredible charisma. That's how I knew it was super obvious; I managed to notice it even though I should have been looking straight at them! To be fair, most of the product placement I noticed was in scenes neither one of them were in, haha. Stella Artois (worked into the…

Man, the first episode of season 2 of House of Cards has to get some kind of special TV award in product placement. Because DAMN. I mean, the rest of the season, stuff popped up here and there, but that first episode was like, "How many logos can we squeeze in here?" I mean, great episode, but brands were EVERYWHERE.

AH! PERFECT .GIF FOR THIS MOST PERFECT OF NEWS! I <3 Jackie Kashian!

Oh man, The Green Mile. I saw it in theaters when it first came out, and I don't think I've ever sobbed so hard in a theater in my LIFE. I finally watched Fried Green Tomatoes for the first time a couple of years ago, and that one got me pretty misty, and the effin' "Where are his glasses?" scene in My Girl ALWAYS…

I'm in the process of growing mine out just to see what it looks like, because it's winter and I'm curious and I've never let the armpit hair just grow before. Very interested to see the end result! This could become my new normal. :)

I'm so happy you were that person so that I didn't have to be. LET'S GO BE PEDANTIC TOGETHER IN A LOVELY LITTLE COTTAGE WITH WI-FI. :)

I was also an island kid. There were no Olive Garden restaurants in Hawaii, but we got ALL the commercials. All that drippy delicious looking pasta cheese in between every TV show break...and no Olive Garden to actually go to. HEARTBREAKING. So it was always huge when we went to the mainland and could actually GO TO…

My family moved out of the country right after I graduated high school in Hawai'i. HI's residency requirements are notoriously strict because of all of the snow birds: It's basically like, "You've been gone a month and your parents don't still live here? Well, looks like you're never coming back then!"

I was hoping someone would leave this .GIF here. Thank you. 1000 Internets to you. :)

I finally got one of my friends to start watching BtVS for the first time a few months ago. I thought she knew James Marsters is from California, so I mentioned something about it (don't remember what I said) casually in conversation and her face just FELL. She couldn't believe it!