Absolutely the right take on this. I work at a Chev dealership, and seeing the salesmen try and sell this lukewarm baby stroller to families is just so so sad.

Most large companies simply have no way to generate real innovation. the way that they get new ideas or new innovations is by buying out and partnering with smaller, entrepreneurial companies.

It sounds crazy, you think “Gosh- a company with that kind of money and power should be able to do anything”

But in practice, it…

Someday he’ll meet his perfect match, and a few days later the local constabulary will find his headless body in a ditch.

Octograbber robot? What? Look, just go to Home Depot. $19.98 each.

370z is 10 years old = bad

At first, I was like , “Hey, $39K...not bad for an awesome truck. Oh.”

The conversion is $39,995, and that’s on top of the truck itself.

Who needs a brake system on the front? Doesnt everyone grab the back brake as had as you can while putting your inside leg down and rotating the back end around. Followed by a “haha nice” when you come to a stop?

I don’t know if I agree with the last point on edibles, as it’s quite a bit easier to overdo it with edibles, which can be a far worse trainwreck than smoking too much.

Alternatively, you could have waited until just this past August to go out and find a ‘ 16 GT loaded to the gills with 14k miles. You might have even gotten lucky and found one that already had an Corsa exhaust system installed.

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

Golf is the republican party of sports. You got rich assholes playing and wannabe rich assholes cheering them on.

Italians fixing potholes? Old news!

I hate to break it to the North Korean military, but all North Korean attacks are suicide attacks. 

For a split second I thought it was Jeff Bezos in the top right.

Sir Ben Kingsley is not just an actor!

Funny thing is, they're both just actors 

They appear to have captured The Mandarin.

The Fast and the Fuhrerious

“I tried to cover her eyes during the trailers and told her they were silly films for mummies and daddies,”