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No shit it didn’t work, the idiot wore the wrong glasses

The system should just turn itself off when it hears the involuntary “Woooo!” that comes with sticking ones head out of a sunroof.

Looks like Gendry is running the armory at Winterfell!

There’s only one of them.  It doesn’t come in any other anything.

Does it come any any other colours 

Of course, no texting while driving, but also...........no texting while walking.

I was at the never aired NBC Top Gear pilot taping many years ago in L.A. Andy Wilman was on stage welcoming everyone and gestured to the crowd noting:

Leukemia is fucking vile and I cannot wait until the day it is eradicated from this earth. I’ve seen far too many friends and family struggle and lose to it.

It used to be 1. 

What is the size of the ice fishing Tesla owner demographic?

So it’s basically what all non-VW people in the US have believed all along.

...However, what may be surprising is that only one of Chevy’s models, the Crosstreck, also made CR’s list of most reliable cars.

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

I don’t know, I think I’m fine with the process, here. I don’t like the idea of employers digging through their potential hiree’s private lives (though I know it’s done).

If you’re seriously asking that I wonder why we’re on Jalopnik. Off the top of my head:
1. It pisses off Range Rover purists.
2. It pisses off BMW purists.
3. It now makes turbo noises, and with some tweaking can probably shoot fire out the exhaust.
4. It now has a manual.

I'm definitely going straight to hell. See y'all there!

I’d buy this just to run as-is in a demolition derby outside Talladega. I just want to watch the world burn.

This thing looks absolutely incredible, inside and out.

I’d fix Cadillac by making it a more stand-alone brand. The Escalade is a huge hit, and I’d imagine it’d be even more so if you brought it further from “gussied up Tahoe” and closer to something more unique like Land Rover. Up the prices a bit. Do that with all Cadillac models.