So it’s basically what all non-VW people in the US have believed all along.

Downmarket pickups exist. You can buy a Ram 1500 Tradesman for under $20,000: https://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?listingId=501734219

...However, what may be surprising is that only one of Chevy’s models, the Crosstreck, also made CR’s list of most reliable cars.

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

I don’t know, I think I’m fine with the process, here. I don’t like the idea of employers digging through their potential hiree’s private lives (though I know it’s done).

If you’re seriously asking that I wonder why we’re on Jalopnik. Off the top of my head:
1. It pisses off Range Rover purists.
2. It pisses off BMW purists.
3. It now makes turbo noises, and with some tweaking can probably shoot fire out the exhaust.
4. It now has a manual.

I'm definitely going straight to hell. See y'all there!

I’d buy this just to run as-is in a demolition derby outside Talladega. I just want to watch the world burn.

Kudos to whomever put 150k miles on that Z8!

This thing looks absolutely incredible, inside and out.

I’d fix Cadillac by making it a more stand-alone brand. The Escalade is a huge hit, and I’d imagine it’d be even more so if you brought it further from “gussied up Tahoe” and closer to something more unique like Land Rover. Up the prices a bit. Do that with all Cadillac models.

I feel like I’m probably in the minority here, but I honestly think that, visually, this generation of Mustang is aging better than the generation that followed. 

I see what she did there.  She didn’t.

That surveillance video will be key to prosecuting Ross.

...And had a 2JZ swap instead of this unreliable BMW straight six. Ugh, if only!

UFO beer is expensive? 

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You know what? I’m planning on doing the EXACT same thing, but mine will have a camper bed option, factory super swamper option, foldable front bench seats, a light bar, AND it will start at $5000 less.

Coupes have two doors, thank you