What could they possibly need to consult him on? Alabama’s been the top program in the nation forever. Maryland was the pits of their conference...only marginally better than Rutgers

We’ve done plenty of “research” as we’ve reported on this company and its issues for the past decade: https://jalopnik.com/tag/tesla

Hey dipshit, the employees (as in, the ones doing the actual journalism) are not the employers. It’s their literal job to “throw stones”.

I’ve been married to the same woman 51 years this next August, hows about a restoration?

At least make it 12 so they can get 3 full sets.

I remember those. Ugly as sin, illuminated for shit, but at least were cheap. 1 out of 3, would not go back.

Remember when headlights cost $4 and worked just fine?

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I would just like to say that my editors here at Jalopnik make me look like a much better writer than I actually am, and I was incredibly proud of the original headline for this post - “You’ll LOL At The Hyundai Veloster N’s Lousy Lease Numbers”

Here’s the Toyota Supra Face before you’re supposed to see it.

Thank you for my daily reminder of: “Hey you’re poor”

Thermal Runaway is actually the official term. It is because it is simply high amounts of heat being given off.

^ this is important for prospective owners: i.e. bring a trailer...

Note the engine in Blood hound was on loan from the Royal Air Force. 

We’re not giving details out of respect for his family’s privacy. Thanks for understanding.

69-yard-play : story involving Gronk :: smelly wet fart : story involving Big Ben

33s are stock on a heavy-duty truck, sure. But that’s a beast of a rig, there. On a mid-size truck, or on any SUV, 33s are enormous for stock tires. Even Excursions didn’t have 33s.

Yeah - you’re only supposed to use distilled water, and at least NeilMed (which is available in most stores) makes this very clear in their instructions. Always. Read. The. Instructions. Especially when you’re putting shit inside your body.

I’m kinda digging that Audi myself

Well, I’m off to go look at TVRs now.