What IS that abomination???

I have mostly blocked out the first three weeks of my kiddo’s life from my memory. It wasn’t hard, as it was a sleep-deprived marathon of nightmarish breast feeding and oozy c-section bandages. If it wasn’t for my mother in law and my husband, I don’t think either of us would’ve made it.

“But what if there are 10 babies on the floor of the Senate?”

Shes got mental problems that don’t even extend to her gender identity , but I’ve done all I can to be supportive and I refuse to do any more. I can only hear about how oppressive I am for having D cups from someone who used to use their identity as a white man to antagonize me for so long.

He’s a man only in chronological terms; emotionally, he’s about 12....if that.

Sounds a lot like my ex. She started transitioning about a year after we broke up. We became friends, but the relationship was much more off and on than the one we had romantically.

I used to work at an LGBT film festival, and one of my coworkers was a woman who transitioned to being a transman. And boy, was he always trying to start shit with me!

I work closely with an event coordination service that provides talent with amenities at shows. Cars to and from the venue, food and drink backstage, requested electronic devices, furniture etc. Two or three years ago I used that connect to be backstage for a Jay-Z concert in Dallas. This Michael Rapaport fool showed…

You know, I used to try to talk black back and be down back in the 90's, but I was young and confused. And also drugs. Lots of drugs.

Never stop never stopping. Please.

It was threat-level midnight and he didn’t even know it.

“2 on 2" followed by “crack dat ass”? Is he...is he saying he wants to have a ménage à quatre on the basketball court?

I ran into Rappaport at our weed spot in West Hollywood. Either he dialed his blaccent back so as to not break the owner’s brain with his “def-ness” or the motherfucker doesn’t actually talk like that. They offered to introduce me to him. I declined. Some things can’t be fixed by weed, you know?

I always gotta wonder - how the hell does his wife feel in situations like this?

I don’t care how old it gets but I’m posting this every time anyone mentions Michael Rapaport.

Man, as a black dude who is also irredeemably bad at basketball, I feel you. I went to Japan a while ago - like, country Japan - to teach at a middle school. As soon as I showed up, a bunch of 16 year olds crowded me, asking me to play ball with them. About 10 minutes into our game, I was (politely) ejected, and sent…

It’s like he’s trapped in 1992. I don’t think MC Serch still talks like this.

As a black man who has spent his entire life trying to convince people that I’m not good at basketball just because I’m black (my black friends were understanding and tried to help me get better to no avail, my white friends were incredulous until they saw me bricking shots and didn’t want to play with me anymore),…

I get the feeling that he thinks this is okay because he has been in John Singleton and Spike Lee films and because his wife is black so in his mind, he can never be racist.