Same! When I talk about going natural I either have people doing the “omg you’re so brave thing” or assuming that I’m some judgmental asshole. But the truth is I was just scared of an epidural, scared of not having the ability to move about, scared about not being in control. 

To be fair, I think it’s the Beygency/Beyhive/Beyfans who expect the world to bow down. I think Beyonce seems like a lovely person who has shitty fans. Kind of like Dave Matthews. Signed, a Dave Matthews Band fan who everyone hates.

So, serious question. What is the line to the throne here? Is it Jon then Dany then who? People are going to die so I need to prepare myself for how this is gon end. Is Sansa in the mix at all? Or does it have to be a Targareyn? How does Cersei have it though? It seems less about blood line and more like musical…

Ugh I loved it.

I thought maybe she was just drunk. Like one of those things where you start arguing/defending something just to like... be part of the conversation? Then realize how wrong you are but you’re too far in. Like I think she thought she was just going to put out her uninformed, stupid input and be part of the conversation…

That would be like if I went to a mechanic and said my car wouldn’t start and then they said “have you tried turning the key? that’s the first thing you should try”

This is *fine*. My only beef has been that she does, in fact, have other books. And they’re all this same style of beautiful, beachy backdrop and juicy, scandalous mystery. Like just choose another one maybe?

... yeah. Lactation Consultants exist. Because the answer is often not as simple as “just have the baby suck your tit! that’s their specialty!”

Sometimes Baby has a weak suck, this thing called “lip tie” or “tongue tie”, premie babies often struggle with nursing... there are a million reasons that breastfeeding often doesn’t work out and not enough people talk about it!

His mouth looks like a booty hole.

Yup. I can testify to this. I fucking love my night guard, but I’ve still managed to crack a tooth because I also grind (or clench, rather) during waking hours. Because I am a monster. But I agree the real danger is a crack... which I guess then exposes nerve? Right? Science?

Yeah we need a list for smaller kids!

awwwwwww omgggggggggggggggg I love it

Like if it’s just to sell the bows can’t you figure out a new hairstyle but keep the bows? Would be more flattering anyway and also ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Does she talk like that all the time?

Watching the finale gave me a sense of FOMO for people who have these crazy tight best friendships. I haven’t had anything like that since high school! Is that normal? Does everyone else have a super close (okay maybe codependent but whatever I still love it) best friend like this into their 30s? I waaaaaaannnnnt…

That monologue was magic.

It’s fine. This is fine. I’ll be fine.

It good.

I NEED PICTURES PLEASE