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lol Anna!! You’re funny.

omgggggggggggg that’s so great!

Worst rebrand ever. WW is not easy to say.

Right? I’ve been wondering this. Like how difficult is it to find a conservative who, while horrible, hasn’t sexually assaulted someone?

I saw it in KC which is BASICALLY the same as Northern VA...

Don’t beat yourself up. It was a different time! We were different people!

I was at this saaaaaaaame concerttttttttttttttttttt.

Michael Che is pure garbage. His old tweets aside, he is dripping in smug disdain for women in his Weekend Update segments. I don’t know how the joke distribution works on Update... but somehow he’s always the one delivering the sexist jokes. Maybe it’s a conspiracy by the writers/producers/Jost... or maybe he’s

I feel like there is a Berenstein Bears alternate universe thing going on here. So my best friend and I both read the book... and were both shocked by the ending in the HBO series lol we both remembered Adora being the killer. We did not read this book together or sit in on the same book club or discuss it at the time

Okay I totally agree that they are not the most attractive thing and 22 months ago I did not care about the success of this company at all...

omgggg but you guys there are SO MANY GOOD PEOPLE in that shitty dog movie and also I LOVE DOGS so I’m into it.

Yesssss I can only wear high waisted panties after having my beautiful offspring. It’s amazing how helpful they are haha I limit my low rise undies for when I’m wearing pants or sweats or something. But anytime I wear annnnnything that comes anywhere near my abdomen (dresses mostly), I gots to wear the grannies.

So this is off-topic, but I clicked on the E! link and discovered how truly, truly shitty their website is. Isn’t that crazy? I mean. It’s E!. E!! E!? It’s a mix of like shitty celeb stories (probably theirs) and that weird click-bait that I always wonder who clicks (probably not theirs?). Anyway I just found that

I forgot about this! I lovvvvvvvvvvvvve every bit she does on Samantha Bee.

I just feel like the makeup isn’t helping. At all. At all at all.

Tamales! How has no one else posted this yet?

So we called it a doob tube, but after googling I see that it was more commonly referred to as a sploof.

Any divorce attorneys want to weigh in on what the divorce process would be like for Melania? Like... could that really happen during his term?

Did you find your eyelash curler though? Your readers want to know.