Ooh! Really? That’s WONDERFUL news. THANK YOU.

Oh girl, who you tellin? I already checked the website and there wasn’t any info yet. But I already know. I ALREADY KNOW. That dog is going to die.

I will NOT see The Mountain Between Us because that is a BEAUTIFUL DOG and I know they’re going to kill the SHIT out of it and I’m going to bawl my effing eyes out.

Get outta here with that “I totally saw this twist coming” but didn’t watch the show.

hahaha I love this “I’m gonna sit here with you and watch this again” and also watch your face to make sure you are adequately enjoying it.

Yeah I’m a Nexus fan fo sho. And have been interested in the Pixel but yeah! WTF Verizon!

omg that video haha

I really think a lot of iPhone users don’t really understand the wide range of Android devices available maybe? Like I have had an iPhone user ask if I have emojis on my Android. Like it’s just a clear misunderstanding of what Android is haha and yeah, every single time a new iPhone comes out, there is a lot of freak…

Oh em GEE! Thank you! I’ve seriously been so curious about this movie. I’ve excitedly been asking my husband for weeks “so what do you think this movie is about? why are those men living with her? are they homeless? where did they come from?” but not in a ugh this is so stupid and forced kinda way but more in a how…

Did I know Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden were together? And MARRIED? What the damn hell?

I wish I wrote like that. I’m always self conscious about how I hold a pen because I seriously write like a gah damn cave person also known as the “lateral quadrupod” with a thumb tuck.

Well he has the face of a little bitch baby.

ick you’re right.

oh em geeeeeeeeeee that is such a good point!

I didn’t know who Stormi was but now I have fallen down an Instagram rabbit hole and know Stormi very, very well and as a result, I’ve fallen into a depression.

Ah this is so fun! But I’m annoyed The Fat Jew is in this. Why do people keep letting him do things?

yes. what is happening?

fuh real. I got like two paragraphs in then scrolled to the comments to determine if it was a joke or got better or... what.

ooh that does sound fun!