Mmhmm. Rinna is gossipy and kind of pathetic but I ROOT FOR HER!

Ooh! This looks so good!

The issue I have with this is anyone I see who has affirmed they will be participating in a strike keeps saying they’ll be “taking the day off” which I take to mean they are using sick or vacation leave. That’s not really a strike. They’re notifying their employer of their intent, they’re being paid for their leave...

But why is he eating her steak though? Why doesn’t he have his own steak?

I always thought her last name was Burr, not Bure. And then she had a holiday movie on Lifetime (I love the shit out of those awful movies) and in the promotions for it, they referred to her as Candace Cameron Bure but I heard “Candace Cameron Beret” because look at her HAT.

WHY AREN’T WE TALKING ABOUT KRISTINA? The rest of that episode may have been a hot ass mess, but Kristina’s origin story was AMAZING. I am normally soooo bored during the one-on-ones but I just have so many more questions for Xtina now. She’s absolutely fascinating!

My Mexican grandpa is racist AF, but he’s cool with the parking sitch. Though I guess that’s probably because he just has family living on either side of him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

YES

YES

wut

Alexis is weird AF and I fucking love it.

I felt the same way! Like even as I was reading it I couldn’t decide if I was enjoying myself or not? Plus all the descriptions of her drinking and hangovers made me feel ick.

wait so you listened to the book but then also just read the book with your eyes? why?

Ugh. The Switch. So good. I love that boy so much.

Ugh. This fuggin guy.

Shhh don’t ruin this for me.

Her SNL response to the Sesame Street “controversy” is what made me hate her.

I ACCIDENTALLY (I did not intentionally touch it) broke a huge vase in an art museum when I was like 6 years old. It was traumatizing. Prior to this museum tour, the lady leading it threatened all of us small children not to touch anything because these pieces were worth more than our family’s homes....

So excited :)