Her eyebrows have gotten a lot better though.

ugh Rey. I could feel his hot breath. I’ve known too many Reys. Ick.

k but did we all hear when Chad expressed disappointment with the casting? He said something like “I expected to be competing against the best men from every state” like WHAT? He’s an effing weirdo but not in a good way.

LUKE DOES HAVE A POINTY FACE.

The only man who understands a good prank.

Yes, the current cases are from people who have traveled or who have had contact with people who have traveled outside of the US. But it feels like an imminent threat, especially in the part of the country where I’m located. Not to mention congress is (are?) being absolute assholes about it.

Literally just left my midwife’s office and my question of the day was “WAH ZIKA” and she was totally chill about it and told me not to worry. Then I have to read this shit.

I am in south Texas and stressed the eff out over this. It’s going to be hot as ballz this summer so I think I’ll just bathe in DEET everyday to…

Oh I’m going to watch the shit out of this.

I dunno what to think about Louis. I love him so much so I don’t want it to be true, but yeah... I don’t know. That said, I love Jon Stewart even more. And I hate to say that I think his reaction was disingenuous. Not only did the shock/surprise seem feigned, but I thought his attitude toward the student was kind of…

oh lawd that gif

Honey and I both have fantastic jobs, I’m due in October, and I am stressing the fuck out over draining my sick and vacation time, then taking 4 to 5 additional weeks unpaid. Daycare is crazy expensive plus I read all these horror stories about childcare that make it sound super scary. We have no family here. I’m not…

Whyyyy did I read that? Absolutely heartbreaking.

I take ads like this for granted, but growing up as a biracial kid, shit like this mattered. And I imagine it still does for a lot of kids. #ThinkOfTheChildren #YouStupidFucks

Thanks for this. I’m due in October and am scared of going back to work after because all I ever here is how miserable I will be. So it’s refreshing to see someone say that it won’t be awful, and I won’t be crying, and I won’t feel an intense urge to quit the job that I love.

EVERYBODY SHUT UP. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

How dare you, ma’am

The saxaphone was everything.

No doy.

FreeForm 4eva

No joke, I wore this hot pink number to prom.... Also it showed my midriff. Two pieces were really cool at the time. I looked amazing. I was also high as ballz.