You should try visiting and *not* going to the Riverwalk.

San Antonio, on the other hand, is cool AF.

Yeah I feel you, boo.

Gasp! Did I just... I think I just... I think I just fell in love.

Kidman’s dress is trippy AF and I’m diggin it.

you so funny

ugh they’re just super tired from all of their fiercing, okay???

I imagine Diane Keaton coming to the photo shoot, seeing all the ball gowns, and saying “yeah but maybe I should just wear like a cute hat or something...”

“Penn is but a babe in the woke game, but I see some real promise so I’m allowing him in this month.”

First of all YAS to the straws.

I should probably up my hostess game with a basket of soft pants to go next to the basket of blankets.

I have dog blankets and regular blankets but then the regular blankets become dog blankets and the dog blankets get washed to become regular blankets until they too become dog blankets and oy I’m dizzy.

I want that!

ummm is this your house or a FIVE STAR BED AND BREAKFAST because it sounds very fancy and I want in.

Yes! I can’t believe I overlooked a device to google things. That should also have been included in my list of necessities.

I love a good blanket.

but also I want a friend who’s into watching netflix all day. and chillin. not like sexy chillin. just regular chillin. and like they have a basket of blankets for guests and understand the importance of blankets. and when they offer you a glass of water the glass of water comes with lots of ice cubes. or instead it’s…

omg those names are everything.

Girl. I hear you.