I really hate how much people are talking about everything actually...like in podcasts talking about it and thinking they’re not spoiling anything...but really they are. Basically anything can be a spoiler in this game because the sense of discovery is so good. If someone takes away the moment something clicks in your…

Yeah I was totally bumbed out at that. I may take some time to photoshop up a replacement cover out of screenshots. Its that bad.

Another headline: People Can’t Stop Bitching About The Price Of The Witness In Every Single Witness-Related Article Comments Section.

Not having paid attention to this game at all, I’m surprised to find out after all this hype that it’s simply a game where you jump on enemies and over pits.