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“Maybe we’ll never see a team tank quite as brazenly 2015-16 Sixers did...”

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

15 PATRIOTIC completions on 27 ‘MURICA attempts for 99 BLUE LIVES MATTERS yards

That’s how you end up with an asshole kid

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Life, uh...finds a way.

“I Love Basketball” K.P.

Correction to the correction: Kaep should start somewhere but many NFL fans and owners are afraid of independent thoughts.

Marshawn needs to go Boost Mode.

This is the only correct answer...

Excuse me, Barry. I think you mean:

I fear that this amazing team-effort by Michigan post-plane crash will give Jim Harbaugh terrible, terrible ideas for team building.

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I’ve seen this before. I’m not falling for it this time.

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

I haven’t read Macabasco’s full piece yet, but I will say that I think it’s well within the lane of any Asian American to write about these things and call them out as she sees fit. I don’t think every racialized person has necessarily a duty to overtly incorporate their racial politics into everything they do (or to