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Not disagreeing. Still don’t think that makes Dilbert worse than never-funny Blondie, Zits, etc.

Hot Take: Dilbert is funny! The comic just has become overshadowed by the fact that the author is a ginormous douche nozzle.

I have laughed at Dilbert comics. Who has ever laughed at a Wizard of Id, Blondie or Garfield comic? Oh god, Garfield is so bad.

I don’t think there’s any movie that could benefit more from a remake than “Running Man.”

The movie is fun, but bogged down by ‘80s cheese. The timing is perfect for a remake. It’s literally a send-up of reality TV that can also play as a rated R “Hunger Games.” I’d take that any day over a watered-down U.S. version

In Spanish, they call it “pena ajena.”

In 2016, it’s important to know how to say secondhand embarrassment in as many languages as possible.

Maybe the Marlins can learn something from all his biking...

because they’ve never hit for the cycle.

Breaks of serve are more common in the women’s game.

No surprise but I agree with the shrugging person. I think TayTayTruther is way off the mark here. Yes, many haters make veiled and not-so-veiled racist remarks about how Serena looks. But that doesn’t mean this story is doing it. The article simply describes Serena as one of the strongest players in women’s tennis.

Yeah, I feel like people completely missed the point of this story (or just didn’t read it). Maybe if the post quoted the paragraph that followed the one describing (accurately! and admiringly!) Serena’s physique, they’d get it:

After re-watching this recently, I definitely think it's a dream. Why? Because literally everything that he asks for at Rekall comes true, like that doctor dude explains to him when the "dream" goes wrong. Not only does get a sleazy, athletic rebel leader, but his wife even becomes suddenly very athletic and sleazy.

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There are a few problems here. First is the effort Wise exerts in maintaining a willful ignorance about the meaning of the word "nigger," which, like a great many words, changes with context. In the most charitable interpretation, his noble failure to grasp basic principles of language is what allows him to be

Yeah, uh good point. Fuck the Ravens.

This is the most fantastic thing I'll learn all month.

Love college basketball. Haven't followed the NBA in almost a decade. I think for any sports fans, March Madness is still a much bigger deal than anything that goes on during the NBA season.

Link to the roundtable. Good stuff:

I know, right? A Sonoran Dog tops all the other hot dogs on this list. A BACON-WRAPPED tube of beef, for fuck's sake! And then you drown it in all those other delicious ingredients. That's a top-10 food right there.

And yet what's Canada's national sport? Lacrosse.

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Never forget. Greatest catch I've ever seen.

Gah, you're totally a troll! He was answering questions from a reporter. He had 3 ways to respond in the interview: 1) "No comment." 2) "Ah fuck, I can't believe I missed out on two grand!" 3)"It's not a big deal. I had other priorities." He chose to go with the latter. But all three answers would be misconstrued by